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Go placidly amid the repeats and infomercials and remember to take your medication, (and remember) what entertaining things on cable television there may be in the middle of the night. As far as possible without surrender be yourself with all persons. Speak the value of your truth even when others contradict you and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. After all, they might be your boss one day. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are frustrations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be louder persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep enjoying your career, however humble; it is a real good source of income in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise on a regular basis in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for the seemingly impossible and everywhere life is full of dreamers. Be yourself. Especially, do not be stingy with your affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as valuable as diamonds. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth only when forced because, hey, youth was fun. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden despair. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be honest with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a reason to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with God and yourself whatever you conceive life to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your inner child because inner children don't fight fair. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still our only chance to explore the possibilities of the universe. Be careful. Strive to be a friend and asset to those around you.

Go placidly amid the losers and piles of stuff and remember to scare as many people as U can, (and remember) you loser, there may be a prize. As far as possible without surrender be wild with all persons. Take your truth and shove it! and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Oh, joy! ! ! Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are frustrated intellectuals to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be freakier persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep faking your career, however humble; it is a real shame on you in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your pie hole in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for nothing and everywhere life is full of ugly dogs Be yourself. Especially, do not go to bed without expecting affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as comforting as your invisible friend. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth You cur! Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden Big Mac attacks. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be best friends with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have to get a life to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with Mr. Hand Puppet whatever you conceive his sick and twisted intentions to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your calculator. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a really cool toy! Be careful. Strive to be a stupid dog.

Go placidly amid the chaos and confusion and remember That your computer and software will always be out of date, (and remember) ...Just because you're paranoid - it doesn't mean their not out to get you, so there may be something in your pocket. As far as possible without surrender, be vague and noncommittal with all persons. There's no time for your truth as if you could understand it anyway - and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. At least pretend to look interested - they might be good in bed. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are ADHD, unmedicated, and vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be better looking persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep changing your career, however humble; it is a real source of irritation in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise exercise, exercise and consult a lawyer in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for all they can get and everywhere life is full of bozos. Be yourself. Especially, do not fake orgasm to get attention and affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as hard to deal with as…..(oops!) Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering a good book 'cause you ain't no spring chicken ! Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden indescribable urges. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be wild and crazy, but don't play with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have an appointment to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your shrink and say what he wants to hear to get your meds renewed. whatever you conceive - Are you confused ? -You ought to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your Significant other. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still not your fault. Be careful. Strive to be stinking rich - poverty sucks!

Go placidly amid the Potato Chips and Ramen Noodles and remember you're cooking, (and remember) nothing, there may be peanuts in there. As far as possible without surrender be hungry with all persons. Make up your truth in that boiling pot and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. But you may not like it because you're too hungry to listen. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are way too loud, and kinda agressive I guess... to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be uglier persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep having fun with your career, however humble; it is a real park bench with wet paint in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise twice daily. Lather. Rinse. Repeat if desired in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for video rentals and everywhere life is full of pitfalls, ups and down. It's sorta a mission. Now you're on a rocky road, but you can get off just make that decision. Be yourself. Especially, do not give that silly squirrel too many nuts. Instead, shower him with affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as amusing as a clown wearing rubber pants inflated at the circus. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth but don't let anyone ever take your toys. Because you might need them someday. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden stops. But still, put your head between your legs. And your seat cushion also doubles as a floatation device. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be happy with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have something green caught between your two front teeth, and your toothbrush doesn't happen to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with that thing under your bed whatever you conceive that pile of trash to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your rubber ducky. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still noon someplace in the world. Be careful. Strive to be like Mickey Mouse.

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Go placidly amid the losers and pained looks from other people and remember Your Own Name, (and remember) there may be A Prize In There Somewhere, And As far as possible without surrender be Insane As Possible with all persons. Don't Do Anything You'll Regret Later, your truth Is Always Haunting You, and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. Even If They Don't Know What They're Doing. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are Better At Annoying Themselves Than People Like Me, And to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be Yourself, That Something In The Corner And, persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. your career, however humble; it is a real Hassle in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise Your Sleep, So You Can Be Late For Work, Keep Brain Power, (But I Strive For Stupidity,) in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for ____ and everywhere life is full of People Trying To Mock Me, So... Be yourself. Especially, do not Show Any affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as Dumb as That Thing You're Stupid Enough To Take Care Of In The Corner. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden Sugar AtTaCks, Being The Things You Can Never Remember. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and lonliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be Insane And Demented with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have No Reason to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with That Thing You Are Still Stupid Enough To Take Care Of In The Corner. And whatever you conceive, Insane-Ness Is The Only Way to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your Mental Inmates (Meaning You And Your Relatives). With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still The Worst Place To Be So... Be careful. Strive to be Insane.

Go placidly amid the profs and midterms and remember You spent $8,000 a year to do this to yourself, (and remember) where you came from, there may be a quiz afterwards. As far as possible without surrender, be inconspicuous with all persons. Other people don't believe your truth even though its true and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. It appears on Barney every weekday at four. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are loud and aggressive to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be vainer and more bitter persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep trying to come up with a plan for your career, however humble; it is a real stupid way to find your place in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your dog regularly, or he may meddle in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for colloquialism and everywhere life is full of people looking to take your money Be yourself. Especially, do not go around giving away your affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as sharp and piercing as you are Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth or you may be shot. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden attacks of Xena princess warrior and other such fictional television plunderers But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be inclined to talk about the weather with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have some nerve to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive God to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your pet hamster. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a soap opera, and millions of people watch it every day. Be careful. Strive to be Ricki Lake.

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