famous people who want a ride in my vw

lifestyles of the rich and desperate

Winona Ryder really wants a ride in my new hot rod when I get it done!

These two ran into my backyard yelling "the truth is out there! Now Muldur wants to buy my bus. He says it would be real cool with a mattress in the back

Cleveland may rock, but Drew Carey sez my driveway is the place to be!!

I forgot to tell you that when I sold the panel van, I had one other guy come out to look at it before I actually sold it. Dr Jack said it would make a great mobile office for his medical practice. He said he usta have a bay window bus, but it was pretty shot and he thought the panel van would give hime more privacy! Talk about a real "Deadhead".

The woodman stopped by to take a look at a new car for his new bride. She said she wanted a toyota, but he said he liked those VW's like the one he had in his movie "Sleeper"!

This guy hasn't been on any Nissan comercials lately. That's because he likes my VW better

It seems that after his movie didn't do so well in the states, Mr Bean was looking for a way home quick. Just couldn't seem to find that panel van I sent him in California. No problem, I found a buyer!

John and Dan stopped by to look at my super beetle. They needed a new "Bluesmobile" for their Blues Brothers 2000 movie, but when they told me it would probably get trashed pretty bad, I told them it wasn't for sale. They begged me and even offered me a part in the movie, but lets face it. Nothing is more important than a guys VW!!

I couldn't believe it when I got a call on "the kombi from hell" from Sean Penn. He said that he wanted to relive his Fast Times at Ridgemont High roll as Jeff Spicolli and the kombi was the perfect way to start things off. I told him that I would give him a special price, $6,000 and Madona's phone number. He got pissed off and hit me. Oh well.

When Pam Anderson came over, she absolutely fell in love with the panel van. I won't tell you here what she offered me for it, but there is a video available.

On his way to check into rehab, Tim Allen stopped by to check out my hotrod project and got hooked on my daily driver. All of a sudden he got this wierd look in his eyes and started grunting and ranting about more power, aaarrrrgggghhhhh! This guy really scared me.

No he only looks dead, but believe it or not I almost won the publishers clearing house ten million dollar prize, until ol' Ed got distracted checking out my ghia vert. By the time he got over his excitment he had soiled his depends and messed up the check. Oh well easy come, easy go.

These guyz may not be famous to you, but for the past 9 years they have kept me and my wife company thru thick and thin. On the top we have brother #1, Junior aka JJ, aka Hoonzie, aka Chea Chea, aka Hoonzie Later. Right below him is his brother (for real) Alvin, aka Weenie, aka Weenie Zoider Boyzer, aka Zoid. They may not have much to do with VW's but they have plenty to do with me, so they deserve a spot here!

Pheobe Cates stopped over when she heard about my Hot Rod project. It turns out that she is a real VW nut. Once she saw it, this was her response!

Good ole Ed Grimley stopped by from Mellonville to see the Hot Rod as well. In his words, "this is going to be quite the car, I must say".

I never told you that when I found the "Kombi from Hell", it was being guarded by none other than Callisto, the evil enemy of Xena The Warrior Princess. She kicked my ass for a couple of hours and when she got bored, I got the bus. So don't piss and moan about the fact that I am selling it for $300.00. I really worked for it

While we were picking up the '67 last weekend, you will never guess who was living in the car. None other than Al "grandpa" Lewis. Once he came back to life he decided to run for governer of NY. Go figure.

I knew it was only a matter of time before I got in trouble for this page. They sent none other than Ally McBeal to warn me that I can't just go around putting famous people on my websight without their permission. She sat down and refused to move until I agreed. Of course I would do anything Ally asked me to, I mean look at those legs, so as you can see I got her permission to use this picture and all is well.

Here I am on a little field trip I took to the Federal Court of Appeals in Washington. I went to see if I could get a look at Monica Lewinsky. I heard she had some great stories about her escapades in the back of a '69 bug. Stay tuned and I'll tell you if I found her.

Wouldn't you know it. I drive all the way to D.C. to try to find Monica Lewinsky, and drive all the way home, only to find her doing the....um you know, behind part of the parts stash in my garage. Won't that silly girl ever learn.

OK, it's true, this picture proves it. I will sell a car to anyone, even the dimensionally challenged.

Watch for all kinds of famous people who want to ride in my vw!!!

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