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Louis A. Carle 

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Howdy Pard 
Sorry I seem to have neglected you. I was so sure that you would have more cattle with strange brands in this roundup of "Pal's poems" that I figered I'd kinda set on the hill and see what those guys are doing down there in the draw --- then ride in as the barbeque started. By the way, you have not told me how to get to your web site nor the name of it.  I sure would like to visit and I promise to send some of my "stuff" real soon. 
Actually, I was too sick to do much at the computer for a while -- then all hell broke lose when winter hit our mounain ranch (which we lovingly call "Whispering Oaks") and I road along to show my wife how to fix the water leaks that had put more than an inch of water over the trailer floor. Damned toilet froze!  Single ditget numbers for too many nights with days in the early thirtys. 

Then we put a new roof on this house and the contractor was amazed that I could sleeep through their noise.   I was just too weak to get out and watch them do the work.  They did a beautiful job. 

In 1973 we built the house and first barn on a piece of ground that she inherited.  We have never stopped building or rebuilding ;  I'll bet you can relate to that. 5 years ago my dr.s told me to get to lower altitude and closer to emergency help.  This is the smog capital of the world, so both Kelly and I are being killed off by allergies. Hell, if I'm going to die, I want to die at home!  "with my boots on". So we are starting to remodel that place and plan to move back next fall. In all of those years we used either a generator or 12 volt solar power for whatever electricity we needed.  In the past two days I have met with Edison Co, engineers, a trenching contractor and an electrician trying to get power to the place.   It'll happen but I coud buy that herd of feeders you are looking for with what it is going to cost. 

I will try to do all the finish carpentry and cabinet work by myself.  Also some of the new electrical circuits.  I'll probably drive the tractor to droll post holes and lift railroad ties to make new corrals.  All I have to do is to stay alive until I have it ready for Kelly to retire into for the rest of her life. 


Big, Lean and Mean 
(c) 1998 by Louis  A. Carle 

Old "Jack" was one of the meanest mules 
I ever harnessed, no doubt. 
The kind of a mule that you ought to shoot, 
But you couldn't do without. 

We tied him short to the manger rail 
And built him a narrer box. 
Else you couldn't get near him with harness 
And he's one you can't outfox. 

We kept a big kickrail behind 
So's we could stay alive 
And as mean as he was in the barnstall 
He was jist as bad to drive. 

His mouth was as hard as horseshoe iron 
So we gimmicked to hold him in. 
There was never a man could muscle him down 
But we never let him win. 

With a chain on his nose and hobbled legs 
He'd fight until he's throwed. 
But once he was hitched to the wagon tongue 
He could move a fearsome load. 

He always worked on the off side 
Stay-chained to the axle ring 
Then jockey-sticked to the near horse 
At the hinge on the near horse hame. 

The old mare that worked beside him 
Was smart enough to know 
To let Jack tighten the staychain 
So's he had to pull the load. 

I don't think I ever saw him tired 
And he never give up slack. 
I never saw him balk or sull 
Or quit 'n come runnin' back. 

He was eighteen hundred pounds of mean 
With a Devil's temper to spare. 
Not an ounce of fat, jist muscle 'n lean 
'N a head  fulluh "I don't care!" 

I rassled that mule from plowin' to reap 
Then let him stand for awhile. 
And breathed a great big sigh of releaf 
When they hauled him back to hell. 


Dear Friends 

This poem is the first for 1999.  It was inspired --- actuually sort of  ordered -- after watching "The Horse Whisperer" New Years Eve.  One of my "foster" daughters said, "Dad, that story should have been written about you!" Then after a little conversation, suggested that I tell some of the stories about kids and horses that I have have been priveledged to put back together after some kind of trauma --  sometimes problems from the time of their birth. 

My reputation spread here in Southern California.  I probably could have been killed by some of the horses that were brought to me and I wept over some of the children - --- and a couple of adults. I hope to do a series of such stories. Perhaps someone not directly connected can be helped. 

I have nothing to boast about, God provided me the opportunity to learn from a true "horse whisperer".  It is and will be to him (Vince Stotlar) that I dedicate this series of poems.  Hope you enjoy them. 

Louis A. Carle 

The Healing Hand 
(c) 1999 by Louis A. Carle 

I remember derisive laughter 
As I worked to relieve the pain 
That  was causing  the horse discomfort 
From tailhead to base of mane. 

The child that owned the pony 
Spent much of each ride at a run. 
I had warned her about what might happen 
And  now that time had come. 

It seemed that all of my students, 
And, indeed, all my clients and friends. 
Assumed that no matter the problem 
"Mr. Carle could "fix it"or "mend." 

This day she rode on the mountain 
And came off the slope at full speed 
Her pony stumbled and tumbled 
She's OK, but her pony's in need. 

She cried as she told me what happend 
"I did what you've said not to do. 
So I led him real slow 'cross the canyon 
He's hurt, so I brought him to you." 

"Please, Mr. Carle, will you fix him? 
I won't make him run, ever again! 
Please give him something to help him. 
I am to blame for this pain". 

I helped her remove the saddle. 
Ran my fingers along his spine. 
His pain at one point was distressing 
Under this gentle pressure of mine. 

I gently massaged the muscles 
Bunched where the trauma had been 
And applied a hot pack of saltwater 
And gently massaged it again. 

By then a small crowd had gathered 
And I heard more than one anxious gasp 
As I picked up the left hind and held it. 
"what ARE you doing one asked?" 

I didn't take time to tell them that 
As a small lad on the land 
My mentor had shared his wisdom 
And the use of the healing hand. 

As I started to rotate the near leg 
The horse began to complain. 
So I stopped and just laid one hand on his back; 
With the other I stroked his mane. 

Then to the off leg -  the same routine 
'till I felt the little knot go 
There was a "SNAP" so everyone heard it 
I put the foot down, oh so slow. 

More hot pack, more gentle massaging 
This time with the heal of my hand 
A little more pressure and movement 
Then I allowed the sweet paint horse to stand. 

After a couple of minutes 
I told the kid "Lead him away." 
And said to those gathered around me 
"He's "fixed" and the "fix" will stay". 

T'was then I began my short lecture 
As I had so often before. 
"He's willing to give his life for you, 
Please don't ask him for anything more." 

"When he's hurting or ill or frightened, share love. 
God made him from  from a handfull of sand. 
Be quiet and kind and gentle 
And yours,too , can be 'Healing Hands'". 



Reflections At The Pasture Gate 
(c) 1998 by Louis A. Carle 

I spent some time this morning, 
Elbows on the pasture gate, 
Watching broodmares and their babies eating hay. 
And below them in the willow grove 
My dogs were hunting squirrel, 
And I thought "I'm thankful for this brand new day." 

My body may be aging 
And my eyes be past their prime. 
And I've lost most of the strength that I once had. 
But what takes the "do it" from me 
Gives me time to just reflect 
Upon a life that really wasn't all that bad. 


THE COWBOY BREED 
(c) 1997 by Louis A. Carle 

"Grandpa, why are cowboys?" 
Well the Good Lord saw a need 
And instead of just another man 
He built the cowboy breed. 

Why,  when old Noah built the ARC 
He never could have done 
The job of roundin' up the critters -- 
Two by two or one by one. 

So he hired your great,  great,  great 
Great,  great,  great Uncle Dan 
To do the gatherin' for him 
Cause Dan was a top cow-hand. 

So Uncle Dan brought his good stud 
That he called Du Sean Sun 
And a little mare called Jody  -- 
And in no time had it done. 

A white faced cow and a longhorn bull 
And a gander and a goose -- 
A red hen and a rooster, 
Two coyotes and some moose. 

He bushed out all the critters 
And locked  'em in their stalls 
Aboard the ARC that Noah built, 
"Sun" and "Jody" last of all. 

Uncle Dan walked up to Noah 
And declared he'd earned his pay 
But instead of thirty shekles 
Noah asked the boy to stay. 

Cause there would be a terrible flood 
Man nor beast would not survive 
But the folks and critters on the arc 
Would all be kept alive. 

So Uncle Dan had figured 
He was headed for a swim 
But now he's bein' told 
That The Great Jehova needed him. 

Noah's wife had brought on board 
A country maiden fair, 
A buxom girl with bright blue eyes 
And pretty palimino hair. 

This maiden was a ranch- raised lass 
Who would work and do it all. 
From cookin' beans to jerkin' beef, 
Ropin' calves or cleanin' stalls. 

She and Dan were of the cowboy breed 
So they became the pair 
And Noah as ship's captain 
Married them right there. 

A big ol' Texas rainstorm 
Was startin' to move in 
So Dan bed and fed the livestock 
Along with Japeth,  Ham and Shem. 

For forty days and forty nights 
They seldom left their beds 
And the whole of earth got flooded 
Just like Old Noah'd said. 

When the ground commenced 'a dryin' 
Uncle Dan rode out on Sun 
Aunt Elizabeth rode Old Jody 
Cause their work on board  was done. 

For pay they took the Brahman bull 
And the calvie White-face cow 
And started north ahuntin' grass 
And made this solemn vow. 

To raise their stock on open range 
And tend to their own need 
And to do their best to populate 
The world with the cowboy breed! 

So that's why there are cowboys. 
Though it may seem strange to you, 
It's the way that it was told to me, 
So I suppose it's true. 



That's enough for now. If you  think that you would want more , as Jimmy Durante used to say "I've got a million of 'em". 
Good luck with the feeders ! 
The old was been cowboy, 
Louis A. Carle 
                                             LOUIS A. CARLE

Was born in 1924 and raised on an Illinois “corn and hog’ farm” where the farming power was horses and a goodly portion of the family income was from breaking and training heavy work horses as well as light harness and pleasure horses. Here  he fed a lot of hogs,  built a lot of fence and milked a lot of cows ----and ----was working and “training” horses from about the age of ten.

His father died when he was three years old so his wonderful mother was left with four little children to care for and to teach the value of hard work and the spiritual things of life.

As a helicopter pilot in World War Two he served in the South Pacfic assigned to the 13th Army Air Corps, 2nd Emergency Rescue Squadron.

A severe heart problem in 1987 stopped his active training and horseshoeing but, with the help of his wife of more than 24 years,  he still keeps somewhat active breeding  Quarter Horses,  Longhorn cattle, Rhodesian Ridgeback and Australian Shepherd dogs.

He is now spending a large portion of his time writing “Cowboy Poetry” which he calls his rhyming autobiography.

His wife,  Irma-Ann is an artist and full time art teacher. She illustrates many  of these poems and is a major reason for the acceptance  of his books.


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