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The dark continent explained

A Word of Merci

The most mind-boggling mystery mankind ever faced has already been solved by Un Homme, although the world is not aware yet! Since immemorial times, wizards, fools and lovers have been plagued by the one problem which truly stands at the summit of all philosophical queries:

How to know what Une Femme is really thinking about ?

or for the simple-minded, is she willing or unwilling to rub navels with you ?

Nostradamus failed, Rudolf Valentino was almost there but died tragically upon choking on a pair of thongs, Javier Bardem hasn't a clue, but Un Homme, after years of meditation, leg-watching and window-shopping on Oxford Street discovered a very simple method. He told me offhandedly one evening while we were smoking our pipes and looking at some highly compromising etchings:

'Eleméntaire, mon cher, just look at the Femme's shoes ! '

For this vital piece of information, which enabled me to undertake the writing of my 'Complete Works' and change the destiny of Western Civilization I am much indebted to Un Homme.

Sigmund Freud

Father of Psychoanalisis

Vienna, 1997.

Herr Professor's Theory of Shoe Interpretation

Abridged and Illustrated

'Take me to Greece'

'No, thank you very much'

Left: 'Seize and Destroy'

Right:'I'm just an ordinary lustful odalisque'

'Pampered, wicked, possibly ticklish'

'Go ahead, lick'em!'

 Reproduction courtesy of Freud's Inexistent Archives

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