ROMEO AND JULIET

This is how Juliet and Romeo will be living after 5 yrs of marriage...
In their 5th anniversary...

J= Juliet ,, R= Romeo

action!
J: malek ...saket layh?
R: abeden... eshreby..fee se7ett 3eed gawazna elkhamis
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J: fee se77et elzikra elsanwyaa elkhamsaa le7ubbinaa

R: 7ubbina bekhayr ya juliaa..

J: ma ted7ekshy 3ela nefsek... ya khasaraa.! kunt afdhill law eltareekh yetkellem 3en 7ubbinaa...!

R: kunna nente7irr!

J: wallah kan a7sen min el3eessha elhemm dee!

R: inte zehegteee minn lederjaaa dhee?

J: efhemny... ana 7azeenaa 3ela 7ubbinaa.. len yerwee eltareekh qesituh lil nas.

R: ayh elmani3?

J: etgawizna khalas.

R: wefredeee...

J: eltareeekh la ye7tfeth illa beqesus el7ubb illi tentehy bilfuraq wildmoo3 wildefn fil qerafeh!

R: lakin elzawag anqeznaa min elqerafeh.

J: kan afdehl an nente7irr 7ettaa ye7tefeth eltareekh b7ubbina sakhin!

R: welzawaj aydhen yemkin an ye7tfedh b7ubbinaa .

J: me3 elfariq.

R: ayy fariq?

J: eltareekh furn ye7tfeth bel3wa6if sakhineh 3ela sef7atuh.. welzawaj freeedjer (fridge) ye7fedh el7ubb 3ela 6areeqet eltabreed..... saqi3 ya romeo..

R: 7ubbina saqi3??...musta7eel asadeq!

J: bezmetek enta bet7ibbny zayy ayyam ma kunt betetsh3bu6 3ela belakonty.? ya salam! fayn elayyam dee? :(

R: ma keberna 3ela le3eb el3ayal deh ya jolya.. lakin deh ma yemne3sheee an 7ubbina kebirr me3ana!

J: fi3len 7ubbina keber fil sinn... 6ele3 luh she3r abyad wesnanuh betqe33.. w7erektuh qelett.. web'a hbaab!

R: sera7tee fee ayh?

J: fee ayyam zeman... ya tura ne'der nerage3haa??

R: kull shay mumkin!

J: bayen 3aleek betkhareff!

R: ayh elmani3?

J: besera7eh... naqisna elshooq lebe3dhenaa!

R: 6ayyeb eshtaqeee lee..7edd 7ayshek!

J: khemes sneeen fee khilqet be3dhina layl nahar wetqolly eshtaqeee lee?? kull senaa wenteh 6ayyeb!

R: winteee 6aybeh!


(then long scilence)


J: mush fahmeh ayh elly garraa lek...be'ayt teq3ud mekhroos .

R: 7aqool lek ayh bess... homoom eldonyaa kiteeer..

J: 6ayyeb qolly kilmeh we7deh 7elwehh fee 3eed gawaznaa ... fayn elkalam illi kunt teqooluh 3en 3yoony w3en se7er 3yooony.

R: abga keddab law qultuh delwagteee.. winteh lesseh 7a66eh qe6reh we'a3deh tberbesheee...

J: ma 7eddish kahyeb 3enayh ghayrek.. kunt besher fil ferandaa 3eshan aqablek.. webe3ed ma tgaweznaa besher ellayl be6ooluh bsebeb teshkheerek!

R: intee baqeeety muz3ijaaa.. ana 3amill zoo' (thooq) akmen elnehar deh 3eed gawaznaa innema elzahir in elzoo' ma yenfe3shy mea3keee

J: etlemm ya romeo..wkhally ellaylaa t3eddy 3ela khayr..

R: bela qeref bela 3eeshet neked.. roo7y erdhe3ee elwad victor... bey3aye66 yallaa ma teqlebeesh demagheee..

J: ya mamy.. akhaf wakeshh min deh elwish.

R: qasmen 3azaman kilmeh we7deh tanyaa 7aseeb lek elbayt wamshee..
J: ana ily saybaaa elbayt wray7aa lummy..
R: me3 elf salamaaa...shay yeqref!

J: ma qeref illa 3eeshtek elneked fee neked..


za3eeeeq... jeeeran yetdekhloon... jolya tekhruj 3ela bayt ummehaa!!

neked! lol


3indek mendher akher --fee teswurrek- gheyr deh!!?