CAR INSURANCE-We have as many accidents as you do!

CAR INSURANCE POLICY

We here at Duey, Cheatem and Howe promise to cover anyone with any driving record. We understand that everyone has accidents. Here is an overview of our company policy on car insurance.

WE WILL COVER:

* Any accident in which you are not at fault or neither is the driver of the other car IF the accident was on any day that was NOT an odd number or ended in either a 2, 4, 6, 8 or 0.

* Any accident in which anyone 16 or older has had their birthday within the 36 hours prior to the accident.

WE WILL NOT COVER:

* Any accident that happens on a holiday; including birthdays.

* Any accident in which an animal has caused by taking up residence in the tail pipe, muffler or connecting pipe.

* Any accident that occurs while approaching our office to complain about ANY policy.

WE feel that this policy is fair and honest. As with all policies, this policy is NOT NEGOTIABLE.

Any questions, please contact us at 1-800-WECHEAT where our customer services people will tell you that WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS! KEEP THEM TO YOURSELVES! What you see is what you get. copyright 1998; Duey, Cheatem and Howe. All rights reserved.