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green chigger and the bluegrass boys


nobody knew which one uv th' boys
wuz green chigger
we set it up that a way

vester
he picked n' strummed
th' meanest banjo
maybe in th' whole dang world
right out in front
spot light so t' speak

I stood in th' shadows
slappin bass
that a way
all th' perdy young thangs
swarmed vester

n' vester he says
I'm a pussy man through
n' through
once they hear my music
they jist gotta have me
boy
bodies sweatin
under those cotton frillies
panties full of come
n' get me

I blushed when vester
talked that a way
so did th' ladies
but they swarmed
faces blazin

vester taught me some
'bout women folk
they loved t' dance
pay double admission
easy
n' th' hotter he'd pick
th' more they'ed
jiggle it

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