with a klutz
Jim
do you know what
the word klutz means
I believe it has a
jewish etymology
etymology!
yesterday you
smash my finger
sliced off
the tip of my thumb
burned my tongue
stub my toe
and sneezed in my soup
today
you farted
in the check out line
at Safeway
ran out of gas
on the freeway
stepped in a freshly made
pile of dog doo
tracked it through
my living room
then dribbled piss
all over my pants
do you understand
klutz
well
maybe it’s not jewish
maybe it’s just slang
Next
