The federal government has sponsored research
that has produced a tomato
that is perfect in every respect,
except that you can't eat it.
We should make every effort
to make sure this disease,
often referred to as ''progress,''
doesn't spread.
''and more by Andry Rooney''Fresh Fruits and Vegetables Incorporated
--All men are not created equal
but should be treated as though they were
under the law.
''and more by Andry Rooney''Rules of Life
In 1787, after the delegates in Philadelphia
signed the new United States Constitution,
a woman approached Benjamin Franklin.
"Well, Doctor," she asked,
''what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?''
Franklin responded,
''A republic, if you can keep it.''
"Those who would give up essential liberty
to purchase a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety.
--Benjamin Franklin
"If you want truly to understand something, try
to change it." --Kurt Lewin
"Brilliance is typically the act of an
individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced
to an organization." --Jon Bentley
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." --Albert Einstein
"The people have given us the duty to defend them, and that duty sometimes requires the violent restraint of violent men. In some cases, the measured use of force is all that protects us from a chaotic world ruled by force." --President George W. Bush 19 November 2003, Whitehall Palace, London
"Marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman." --President George W. Bush
“And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country.”
“the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe -- the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God.” --President John Kennedy inaugural address, January 20, 1961
"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
--Ann Coulter
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein
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