10 Ways Horses And Raisins Are Alike
10. They look so happy sitting in a bowl of bran
9. NBC didn't televise many of their Olympic performances.
8. If it doesn't cover the ground well at a trot when you first buy it, it probably never will.
7. Farmers grow good prospects in Napa Valley… but even there, nice ones don't grow on trees.
6. If you press to hard with your spur, they explode.
5. You know the old quote: something about the outside of a horse/raisin is good for the inside of a man. No, wait, that's prunes.
4. If you let them ferment in a dark space for long enough, they're really effervescent when they come out.
3. Really tall guys look kinda silly sitting on the small ones.
2. You can put them back in the box when you are done with them for the day.
And the number one thing that horses and raisins have in common:
If you can get them to dance and sing "I Heard It On The Grapevine" at parties, they're a big hit.
