Dogs are us only innocent.
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Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
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Folks will know how large your soul is by the way you treat a dog.
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
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When a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
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We give them the love, the time we can spare. In return dogs have given us, their absolute all, it is without a doubt, the best deal, man has ever made.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
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It is fatal to let any dog know she is funny, for she immediately loses her head and starts hamming it up.
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One of the most fervent dog lovers in history was Henry II of France. This 16th-century canine collector had at least 2,000 dogs, stationed at various palaces...
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The dog is man's best friend.
He has a tail on one end.
Up in front he has teeth.
And four legs underneath.
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The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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We have a theory that cats are planning to take over the world, just try to look them straight in the eye....yup, they're hiding something!
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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring, it was peace. |
Old age means never owning all of the dogs you hoped to.
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