Fun Horse Classifieds....
Big Trot ~ can't canter within a 2 mile straightaway
Nicely Started ~ lunges, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet
Top Show Horse ~ won a reserve championship 5 years ago at a show with unusual low entries due to a hurricane
Home Bred ~ knows nothing despite being raised on the back porch
Recently Vetted ~ someone else found something badly wrong with the horse
Big Boned ~ good thing horse has mane & tail or would be mistaken for a cow
Doing Courses ~ when tranquilized to the eyeballs & lunged 6 hrs straight before
Well Mannered ~ hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone for a week
Professionally Trained ~ hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone for a month
Should Mature 16 Hands ~ currently 13h, dam is 14.2h, sire is 15h, every horse in pedigree back 18 generations is under 15h, but "this" horse will defy his DNA & grow
To Good Home Only ~ not really for sale unless you can 1) pay twice what he is worth, 2) allow current owner to tuck in beddy-bye every night, 3) are willing to sign a 10 page legal document
Bold ~ runaway
Athletic ~ runaway
Needs Intermediate Rider ~ runaway
Needs Experienced Rider ~ "dead" runaway
Dead Quite ~ just dead
Started O/F ~ started overfeeding because can't ride
No Vices ~ especially when he wears his muzzle
Light Cribber ~ we can't afford to build any more barns & fences for the buzz saw
No Time for Him ~ he's lucky to be fed
Excellent Disposition ~ never been out of the stall
Clips, Hauls, Loads ~ Clippity, clippity is the sound his hooves make when he Hauls a** across the parking lot when you try to LOAD him
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