I think these are Great Ideas!!! LOL
Best solution so far
As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him,
fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly
perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to
Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
Take this Bin Laden!
All of the rubble from New York...
all the huge blocks of concrete and steel,the old busted up computers, refrigerators, hot waterheaters, air conditioners, fire trucks,
Lazyboy recliners, broken glass, etc.,
should be shoveled into C130's and C5A's, flown over Iraq and
Afghanistan and dropped from 32,000 feet.
An old Coldspot can do a heck of a lot of damage from 5 miles up!
With each assault we can drop pamphlets:
"Greetings, from the 110th floor of the World Trade Center".
The next day it could be from the
109th floor...
Then the 108th floor,
the 107th, etc., etc.
After 110 days of this, I can't imagine much left standing on the ground.
Can't you just see the headlines :
"WORLD TRADE CENTER STRIKES
BACK!"
What wonderful irony this would be and think how much money
we wouldn't have to spend on new bombs or missiles!
... not to mention the 100-million tons
diverted from the New York City landfill...
Martha Stewart would be proud!
By Sandy Ulmer |
