| Mike-chan | |
| Hey, will you do your Eminem parody of Perfect Blue, "Will the Real Mia Please Stand Up?" Jeff says it's funny and I wanna hear it. |
| Saker | |
 | My god, you're lucky I still have it. It's not complete, but... WILL THE REAL MIMA PLEASE STAND UP? penned by Saker and Mike. Sound effects will be done by Alex. |
| Mimaden | |
 | Excuse me...who are you? |
| Alex | |
 | (record starting) |
| Screenwriter | |
 | Would the real Mima please stand up? I repeat, will the real Mima please stand up? |
| Screenwriter | |
| We're gonna have a problem here... |
| Mimaden | |
| You act like you never seen a J-Pop singer before Limbs on the floor like Memania just burst in the door Chopping you up like first and before Throwing you over furniture |
| Alex | |
| (aaaahh!) |
| Mimaden | |
| Return of Cham |
| Everyone | |
 | (oh wait! you're kidding! 83rd on the charts, they didn't really do that, did they?) |
| Mimaden | |
| And the screenwriter said...nothing, you idiot, the screenwriter's dead! Locked in the elevator (ha ha) |
| Mimaden | |
| Stalkers just love Mimaden (chicka chicka chicka) Chasin' her around with a knife till the end.. |
| Rumi | |
 | I'm sick of her! Quit you-know-what-group, started double bind... |
| Everyone | |
| (yeah, but all the mima fans are upset!) |
| Rumi | |
| Maybe she's got a couple screws in her head loose But no worse than what's going on in Mima's Room |
| Mimaden | |
| Sometimes I just wanna get on TV and let loose And I can't, but it's OK for Goku to get a power boost |
| Goku | |
 | (Kamehame ha! Kamehame ha!) |
| Mimaden | |
| If I'm lucky, I'll be uncensored when i get to TV Is this what we want our kids to see? Already saw a bishonen at three... |
| Saker | |
| Great run though! Thanks, everybody. |
| Mimaden | |
| Always a pleasure! |
| Rumi | |
| Sure. |
| Goku | |
| No problem. |
| Alex | |
 | Bite me. |
| Alex | |
| Sound effects manager...my butt. |