So sue me! Its called artistic licence.
Anyway, "Do Blondes Have More Fun?" (the original title before I thought I was clever).
Well, do they? This wasn't a very scientific test, I'm afraid. Empirically, we can say that blondes may have all the fun they want. Based on our scant evidence, we have to say that blondes are certainly more approachable, and more approached. Especially a blonde in disappearingly small leopard-print skirt!
After I took these images, I went out to a couple of clubs in Seattle. Normally, I can get through the entire evening completely unperturbed by potential admirers. But tonight, whether it was the blonde wig, the miniscule skirt, the fact that it is now officially Spring and young mens' minds are turning to thoughts of tall blondes in small skirts, or some combination of all three, I was definitely approached. I was chatted-up, my derriere patted, and I was exhorted to plant a kiss on the cheek of a very cute boy. A nice chap even offered to buy me a drink. A first! Being a good girl and because I was driving, I declined, naturally.
Another argument, of course, is that I went out to put my theory to the test and I was more inviting and solicitous of being approached. This is what is known as "The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle Of Sexuality" and states that a TG can never be scientifically-minded and a dizzy blonde at the same time and place. There is also the "Victoria Principal" to contend with, but more about that in a later discussion. A proper, ethical, scientist would not perform an experiment on herself either. I will just have to run the test with a scientifically selected group of participants. You know where to send your application...
