Mike's loser-file


(the format for this is taken from the gwar album this toilet earth. the answers are changed though, I'm not that un-original)



Name:Mike Horn
instrument: guitar
age:17
height: 6'3"
weight:181 lbs
Date of birth: Who gives a shit?
Home Planet: Earth or maybe not
Favorite Food: Gore
Favorite beverage: Water
Favorite colour: transparent
Favorie TV show: How do I choose?
Favorite movie: All 3 evil dead movies! Ya fucker!
Last book read: ????
last book written: Kama Sutra. hahahah ya right!
Hobbies: Making myself look like an ass!
Last orifice violated: None...
Favorite celebrity: Oderus Urungus
When I get mad I: KILL
Philosophy: You look like an ass then you die
My greatest accomplishment: looked in the mirror
What shames me: Teenagers
On dates I like to: try and make up for what i did during the night
Quote: SLAAAAAAAYEEEERRRRRRRR


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