THE WEAK HAVE ONE WEAPON: THE ERRORS OF THOSE WHO THINK THEY ARE STRONG.

- Georges Bidault

THERE IS NO GREATER SORROW THAN TO RECALL HAPPINESS IN TIMES OF MISERY.

- Dante

SOULS TASTE BETTER.

- Jeffrey Damher

PUT YOUR HAND ON A HOT STOVE FOR A MINUTE, AND IT SEEMS LIKE AN HOUR.

SIT WITH A PRETTY GIRL FOR AN HOUR, AND IT SEEMS LIKE A MINUTE.

THAT'S RELATIVITY.

- E. B. White

HEAV'N HATH NO RAGE LIKE LOVE TO HATRED TURN'D,

NOR HELL A FURY, LIKE A WOMAN SCORN'D.

- William Congreve

BEWARE THE FURY OF A PATIENT MAN.

- John Dryden

COCAINE IS GOD'S WAY OF SAYING THAT YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH MONEY.

- Robin Williams

A MIND NOT TO BE CHANG'D BY PLACE OR TIME.

THE MIND IS ITS OWN PLACE, AND IN ITSELF

CAN MAKE A HEAVEN OF HELL, A HELL OF HEAVEN.

- John Milton

NOTHING SHARPENS SIGHT LIKE ENVY.

- Thomas Fuller

MONEY COULDN'T BUY FRIENDS BUT YOU GOT A BETTER CLASS OF ENEMY.

- Spike Milligan

THE "HOW TO" IS IMPORTANT BUT TO BE SUCCESSFUL NECESSITATES THE "WHY" AND THE "WHEN".

- Bruce Lee

ONLY TWO THINGS ARE INFINITE, THE UNIVERSE AND HUMAN STUPIDITY,

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE FORMER.

- Albert Einstein

IF YOU TALK TO GOD, YOU ARE PRAYING;

IF GOD TALKS TO YOU, YOU HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA.

-Thomas Szasz

IS SEX DIRTY? ONLY IF IT'S DONE RIGHT.

-Woody Allen

ONE MURDER MADE A VILLAIN,

MILLIONS A HERO.

-Beilby Porteus

IT IS BETTER TO WASTE ONE'S YOUTH THAN TO DO NOTHING WITH IT AT ALL.

-Georges Courteline

HE WHO IDLES WHEN HE'S YOUNG

WILL HAVE NOTHING WHEN HE'S OLD.

-Aesop

A FOOL ALWAYS FINDS A BIGGER FOOL TO ADMIRE HIM.

-Nicolas Boileau