1. He loves his Julie.
2. Cause if he doesn't get a job soon, Mum is comin to get him.
3. He has country club farts.
4. He only needs one thing in his life..."Hess Luck".
5. His legs should have the Perdue trademark on them.
6. His middle name is Mendelbaum.
7. He doesn't know how to NOT yell at his poor dad.
8. He drives a beaten up copy of my old car.
9. Can wear no seatbelt and walk away unscathed from a car accident.
10. He hooked up with LING!
11. His second girlfriend ever is rich as hell!
12. He'll be driving Thrifty rental cars for the rest of his life.
13. The kid sweats in bed more than a 500lb. man in a turkish sweatbox.
14. His cornhole should be bronzed.
15. He's a clean drunk.
16. Has hit the "deuce mark" more than a few times.
17. The kid gets into one fight in his whole life, it lasts 2 seconds, and he ends up in the intensive care unit.
18. We send him out to set off a bottle rocket, he comes back in a leg cast.
19. He's slowly morphing into his father.
20. He came into college majoring in Physics....heh heh heh.
