Ok, I follow a few simple sex rules which I don't break. I follow other rules in life I set for myself, but I won't get into that. Death Tran's Rules For Phukin' Hoes (any derrogatory term used for women in this explination isn't meant to be offensive... it's the truth!) 1) Only boogie with women of legal age - I don't wanna go to jail for 2 minu... errr... 30 mintues of fun! (depends on the state... go here if you have questions http://www.ageofconsent.com ) 2) Only slam attractive chicks - no explination needed. 3) Don't screw drunk women - now there are a few exceptions to this. If you've already porked the bitch before, then it's ok to pork her again. Also, if you're out of state and the slut has no way of knowing where you live, you can also go at it. The r ason for this is, I don't want some whore calling me or anything the next day or something thinking I'm an ass for taking advantage of her, even though all women are sluts and they all want the D, but those cock sucking tramps won't admit it. 4) Don't do the horizontal hokey POKEY with a girl that has a boyfriend - ok, this rule has a few exceptions to it too. If the chick and the boyfriend don't know where you live, then it's ok. If the boyfriend is an asshole, then you can do it just to ru it in his face. If the boyfriend knows you're ganna do it and he's ok with it, then that's also ok. If you know the boyfriend and he's your friend, then you can't EVER do this, unless he knows about it and he's BEGGING you to bodyslam his woman. Now t e reason for this is, even though you may be bigger and stronger than the boyfriend, anyone can use a gun and shoot you in the head... twice! I know this really nice guy that was married and has a kid. Well, his wife cheated on him and he beat the livin shit out of that dude. He got arrested and everything for beating the prick up, but the dude's a nice guy and beat the piss out of another dude. If I were him, though, I'd be more pissed at the wife for being cheating dyke, but hey, not everyone thinks like me. 5) If you ever have a chance to accomplish every man's dream (2+ women at once) then ignore rules 3,4, and part of 2 (at least 1 of the females has to be attractive). Reason for this? Well, can't ignore rule #1, too risky... rule #2 can be broken if one of the girls is attractive, because then you can spend most of your time on her and the others will just be there to help. 3,4 can be broken because it's ganna be worth it! Rule 3, the bitch may be drunk, but it's 2 women at once and she can't say nothi ' because she'll sound like a bigger slut than she already is, so she can't complain. Rule 4 can be broken because when you see the boyfriend, you say "TWO (or more) WOMEN AT ONCE MAN!" and the boyfriend should understand and say "WOW! You're them man! So, as you can see, Greg broke rule #5. Now, unless all of them bitches were under 17 or they were all dog ugly, then he has no excuse! What's he thinking?!