CUONG TRAN

(or, as he refers to himself, SUPAGENIUS)

This guy was introduced to me through the "lost gifted children" crowd. He has participated in many acts of "crazy" since I've known him. Notorious as a computer nerd, and salesman, Cuong has always been the type to keep on top of the technology. (It all started as a dream to have the worlds largest internet porn collection in existence). Known to prance around with gameshow host hair, the all too suave Cuong knows how to impress the women with his neverending wit. Always with a girl on each hand it's a surprise that he hasn't contracted every venereal disease known to man. I can't say that I was never jealous of his sucess with the females of the species. Once, I must admit, Cuong saved me from lots of emotional stress. We were at a gay bar one night and this guy started to hit on me, but fortunately he intervened and told the guy to fuck off cause I was his date....Later on when Cuong took me home he was courteous enough to use a condom when he anally raped me. Since then we've never spoken of the incident, but now I feel comfortable enough to come out and say Cuong, you went out of your way to do me a favor that I'll never forget and am eternally grateful...If the time ever comes where you need my help in the same way, I'll be there for you, and I promise to do the best that I can. Cuong is an Electrical Engineering major at the University of New Orleans.

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