Greg

This guy here is a pimp. He may seem shy around you, but it's all an act. He'll come around claiming that he can't get girls, but he's just TOO pimp to worry about girls flirting with him."

Don't worry about the straw piercing his chin, it's been surgically removed!!

Let me break it down for you, these are some of the offerings that he has turned down.

  • a girl (gorgeous I may add) begged him to go to N.O. with him so that she could sleep with him.

  • Once, a random, unknown girl at a bar (hot asian chick)just casually came up to him and offered to sleep with him.

  • Three girls who wanted to experiment in group sex for the first time literally begged him to join in.

    So girls, if you find this guy to be attractive, don't even bother, he's just too cool for you.

    HE WILL REJECT YOU!!!