"I’m sure that you’ve suspected this all along, so let’s cut straight to the chase, I think that I’m turning into a Sasquatch. While you won’t see seemingly obligatory topless photos of me, rest assured that my hairy Arab gene has kicked in, full force (that, and I appear menacing and fuzzy in pictures.) I didn’t ask for it, and I don’t necessarily like it, but since I don’t like the idea of embarking on any of the painful de-hairing procedures in the near future, I’m going to accept it. I enjoy doing fun stuff, because not fun stuff, and let’s be honest here, isn’t that much fun. Now, I’m not even going to lie, occasionally I dabble in the area of “not fun” stuff but I don’t necessarily enjoy it….I’m not a purist, I don’t need all fun all the time, I just prefer it, that’s all…I like to keep my schedule full, that’s the bottom line. What’s the definition or fun stuff? Well, that depends on my personality, which is an inconsistent personality. It fluctuates depending on my mood, the people I’m surrounded by, the alignment of the planets, and what the current top 10 countdown on TRL is at that time. Fortunately, my personality is only based on those 4 items, no more, no less…so once all 4 remain consistent, then so will my personality…my likes, dislikes, behavior, dress, sense of humor, etc."
so, as you can see from that blurb...yeah, not so comfortable with the talking about myself online...but i still think i'm funny...sometimes...can't write comedy for shit though.