Final Fantasy Stories Book 1: Final Fantasy 2.19: Planet Trek  Blue Planet, The Final Fronteir, These Are the Voyagers of the Airship, Enterprise, Their Continuing Mission,  To Explore Strange New Caves, To Seek Out Evil Monsters and New Civilizations, To Boldly Go Where No Man Wants to Go...   Ch1: What the Hell is This? Click Here for Character Biographys for Ch.1

 Cecil is now the King of Baron. Rule of the Kingdom was given to him for his part in destroying the Evil Zeromus. He, however, tires quickly of his royal position so he travels around on Enterprise with the newly appointed Captain of the Red Wings.  Our Story Begins with our hero, Cecil, relaxing in his cabin on the Airship Enterprise.  

Captain Cid: CECIL!!!!! 

Cecil: (looking around the room) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? 

Captain Cid: Oh.... I forgot to tell you... We just had a new Intercom system installed into the ship. Now we can all talk to each other from the other side of the ship... 

Cecil: You can imagine my thrill 

Captain Cid: Cecil report to the bridge. 

Cecil: Which bridge do you want to meet at? the Baronian Bridge, the Myst Cave Bridge, or the Mysidian Bridge? 

Captain Cid: You Know what I mean! REPORT TO THE DECK!!! 

Cecil: Hey!!!! I'm the King... Why's HE bossing ME around... (presses intercom button) Why do you want me to go to the bridge? 

Captain Cid: Because I want to show you the new contraptions we added to the ship. 

Cecil: I can hardly wait... I'll be right there... 

(Minutes Later On The Deck) 
(Cecil Enters)  
Captain Cid: Will you take those stupid pointed ears off Cecil... What do you think this is? Some kind of parody or something? 

Cecil: So what boring junk do you want me to look at Cid... 

Captain Cid: That's CAPTAIN Cid on the bridge!!! 

Cecil: Don't you mean Deck? 

Capt'n Cid: ...AND these contraptions are not boring or junk... (Captain Cid starts showing Cecil boring junk which we'll skip before you get bored to death.) ...And last but not least... 

Cecil: FINALLY 

Capt'n Cid: ...is our new emergency system that tells everyone to report to the DECK when there's an emergency. Want to see how it works? 

Cecil: No... 

Capt'n Cid: Good. (Captain Cid flips a switch) 

Intercom: Red Yogurt, Red Yogurt, Report to the Kitchen,  Red Yogurt, Red Yogurt, Report to the Kitchen... 

Cecil: (trying not to laugh) I get this odd feeling that's not quite right... 

Capt'n Cid: O K!!!! So it needs some work... that reminds me... I'm hungary... 

Cecil: It doesn't look like you ever need to be reminded. 

Capt'n Cid: Shut it!!! Let's get some lunch... 

(A Short Time Later in the Cafateria) 

Cook: I'm Telling you for the LAST time... We don't have any Red Yogurt!!!  

(Cecil and Captain Cid enter) 
Cook: HEY CAPTAIN! Who was the wise guy that said, "for red yogurt report to the kitchen"?  

Captain Cid: UUUUUH... Don't know... Ask luitenant Yoo-Hoo... 

Intercom:   Red Yogurt, Red Yogurt, Report to the Kitchen,  Red Yogurt, Red Yogurt, Report to the Kitchen... 

Yoo-Hoo: (over the intercom)DAMN PEICE OF SHIT INTERCOM!!!!! Red alert, Red Alert report to the bridge!! We're being attacked by monsters!!! 



1: Why are they being attacked? 
2: Who's Attacking them? 
3: Why the hell am I asking you? 

   
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