Final Fantasy Stories Book 1: Final Fantasy 2.19: Planet Trek 

Ch. 3 Hey! LOOK, It's Edward! 
Cecil: Hey! Look, it's Edward!! 

Cap'n Cid: Good Cecil (Smiling Sarcastically) I'm glad you can see... 

Cecil: Actually I'm reading the title of this Chapter... HEY! Look, it's Edward! I didn't see you standing there... 

Capt'n Cid: God, you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid Cecil! 

Cecil: Thank you Capt'n. 

Capt'n Cid: Your welco.... D@MN IT CECIL!!! Now you have me acting stupid! 

Cecil: (FAKING DISBELIEF) Your ACTING??? 

Capt'n Cid: That's it! I'm gonna.... 

Edward: YO, Author! Aren't you forgetting about me? 

Author: UM.... Actually, I thought it was getting kinda funny so I went with it. 

Edward: Well if you don't straighten up your act I'm gonna have to come out of this page and kick your @ss!!! 

Author: Shut Up or I'll erase you! 

Edward: That's It!!! I'm ... 

GOD: HEY!!      THIS IS THE ALL POWERFUL GOD!!!     STOP ALL OF THIS BULLSH!T!!! 

Author: Shut up! 

Cecil: YEAH!!! Or we'll kick your @$$ next! Right? 

Capt'n Cid: Yeah, you Dumb@$$!! 

GOD: JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY!!! 

Author: ok.... Where was I... Oh yeah.... 

Cecil: Hey! Look, it's Edward!! 

Capt'n Cid: HOW MANY D@MN TIMES AM I GONNA HEAR YOU SAY THAT CECIL?!?   By the way Edward, since when did you get mad and pick fights? I thought you were a coward. 

Edward: OH... That was when Squaresoft controlled me... The author controls me now... 

Capt'n Cid's Mind: (Then why is the author getting into fights with you) 

Author: SHUT UP!! 

Capt'n Cid: I didn't say a word. (Smiling) 

Author:  ................................. 

Cap'n Crunch: Anyway.... So Edward, Can...... HEY!!! The name's Capt'n Cid!! Not Cap'n Crunch! 

Author: UH oops.... SORRY.... 

Capt'n Cid Not Cap'n Crunch: you better be sorr... D@MN IT!! 

Author: TEE HEE!! 

Cecil: Did you know that you laugh like a girl Mr. Author? 

Author: AH SHUT IT... Now lets get back to the story... 

Capt'n Cid: AWWWWWWWWW... do we have to? 

Cecil: Cid,    Shut up.......             HEY! Look, it's Edward!! 

Capt'n Cid: HUKD UN PHONIX WURKED FUR CECIL!!  Anyway, Edward, do you still know how to hide? 

Edward: Yes, but I never use it any more... As I said Author made me a non-coward... 

Capt'n Cid: Well we need you to teach Yoo-Hoo here (Yoo-Hoo appears out of thin air because I forgot about him... Err... I mean Because Spotty had trouble beaming him... (yeah... that's a good excuse)) how to hide so he can gain experience and get stronger... 

Edward: Why?? He looks plenty strong to me. Right Yoo-Hoo? (Edward gives him a friendly punch to the arm) 

Yoo-Hoo: YEEOOWWW!!! (Yoo-Hoo dies) 

Cecil: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!! (Cecil Casts Life) LIFE! (Nothing happens) Sh!t!! I'm outta MP!! (Capt'n Cid uses an ether on Cecil) But I don't like medicine!! 

Capt'n Cid: How do you expect to get better if you don't drink it? 

Cecil: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 

Edward: Oh Brother... 

                   (A short time later) 

Edward: ...and that's all there is to it... 

Yoo-Hoo: ok... I got ya. 

Cecil: Good... Now lets go find a BIG Evil Monster to get tons of experience for Yoo-Hoo.... hmmmmm...... That's IT!!! 

                    (Later at Baron Area High School) 

Mr. Sterner: You Pathetic Weaklings!! You think you can defeat me and my mighty postulates? 

Cecil: So we meet again Sterner!! You are going to die for flunking me out of your geometry class!! 

Capt'n Cid: This? This is your unconquerable enemy? Ha Ha Ha!! I could kick his @$$ with my eyes closed! 

Sterner: THEOREM 10!! 

Cecil: Get down! It's a spell!! (Edward and Cecil jump to the ground and Yoo-Hoo Hides) 

Capt'n Cid: (Sarcasm) OH NO!!! I'm SOOOOOOOO SCARED!! What are you guys scared of? (A large flaming mass starts to form over Sterner's head as he chants Theorem 10 then when he finishes he reaches his hands out and grabs the fireball and hurls it toward Capt'n Cid) ... this guy couldn't kill an imp on his best day.... I mean come o.... AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Capt'n Cid Dies) 

Cecil: (Speaking towards Cid's body) Now do you believe me? Now it is time!! (Cecil uses the crystal that his brother, Golbez, gave him on Sterner... David Sterner's true colors emerge. Sterner becomes Kefka) 

Kefka: VWA HA HA HA!!! YOU TWO WILL BE DESTROYED!!! 



1: Will Kefka kill the rest of our heroes? 
2: What Will Happen to Capt'n Cid? 
3: Will Robin get there on time to save Batman? 

You'll find out next week, same Trek time, same Trek channel... 

   
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