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By Starr - SVCL
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You
& Your Computer
You know it is time to reassess your relationship
with your computer when....
- You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
stop to
check your email on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
for the free
internet access.
- You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
- You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when
using
a word
processor.com
- You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a
computer.
- When your email box shows "no new messages" and you
feel really depressed.
- You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because
they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
- You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape
before you
landscape.
- Your family always knows where you are.
- In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say
"LOL, LOL"
- After reading this, you immediately forward it to a friend!
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