Hi. My name is Raj. I am now half way through my medical degree in the United Kingdom. My current assignment is an experiment that deals with ways of making "dizzy" rats like old Billy here feel better. Here's my assistant Shee Whoo Wong, trying to mix a cocktail for Billy while he's in the luxury waiting lounge. This is the location where our eyewitnesses found Billy just hours before he allegedly became "very dizzy". My mission today is to take a bit of this: and mix it with a bit of that then chemically bond it with this molecule in order to hopefully come up with a pellet that would be carefully placed into Billy's cerebellum to make him feel better. I can only achieve this by using my ever so steady hands and mastery surgical skills that I have carefully developed over the past 10 years. Oops... I think I cut myself. Not to worry, my trustworthy assistant Shee Whoo Wong, is always here waiting to fix me up when the going gets tough. At the end of the day, if all else fails and the rats don't feel any better, we have a backup plan with miss Nancy from "Deli Swift"--> , who is pictured here eagerly waiting to receive fresh dizzy rats to use as a "secret" ingredient in her famous "Pot Luck Pie".

DISCLAIMER: No rats were harmed or injured in any unnatural way during these experiments.