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Daily Gazette News - December 24th, 1996 Edition - Merry Christmas!

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Baby coming!

In a stunning piece of news today, Mr. and Mrs. William Mitchell of Montreal, Quebec announced that they were going to have a child!
Public reaction was varied to this pronouncement, but our reporters on the street have come back with the following initial comments:

In other stories today

British Columbian officials are reportedly still deep in negotiations following last week's crisis situation involving the postal rates for inter-provincial parcels.
Canada Post's Greg Peterson announced: "We are quite confident that the post-Christmas rates will be more than adequate for any parcels shipped to Montreal and do not expect to have to double our parcel-carrying fleet."
Other officials from Canada Post were not available for comment.

LEGAL: The Daily Gazette News is a copyrighted publication produced by Mitchell Enterprises. Sam Spade, postal worker: "Oh great - just what we need, more parcels going back and forth!"
Patricia Cooper, airline attendant: "Oh-oh, another baby on board!"
Airline fares within Canada plummet!
Canadian Airlines announced today it's third consecutive lowering in their airfares. Spokesperson Barry Manilow for the company issued a brief prepared statement which was audible due to the low-flying jets at the airport.

Daily Gazette News - December 24th, 1996 Edition - Merry Christmas!
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