Daily Gazette News - July 7th, 1997 Edition
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Bill Mitchell released a short press statement declaring the "Contrary to unsubstantiated reports received - we have yet to discover the sex of the new baby"
News of this development spread quickly, though the MSE closed at a slightly lower position than in previous days, analysts were quick to point out that this event may not have a sizeable impact upon the region's holdings.
In other stories today
British Columbian citizens are vividly being reminded of their precarious situation on the Pan-Pacific fault lines, as an earthquake rocked the region last week.Veteran seismologist Rocky Mountain of Kamloops, BC gave this comment: We have no fear that within a short period of time this area will experience an average amount of tremors, and we are perfectly prepared to deal with the situations that stem from these events.
Separatists from deep within the Quebec heartland celebrated the news of these earthquakes, commenting <
...Analysts are reportedly still trying to decipher this quotation..
Misinformation now Online!
The STCUM (Transit Board of Montreal) recently opened their online WWW site - giving ready access to timetable information to individuals as far away as Australia!"Given the accuracy of the information on their WWW site, the Australians would get almost as much usage of their published schedules as us Montrealers do", quipped an unidentified 6'5" person found strolling the streets of this metropolian city.
Evolution
GEOCITIES: More developments seem on the horizon at the Geocities WWW site, with reported additions of guest books, java applications, and other such nonsense on selected homepages.Geocities officials seem perplexed at the total lack of any sort of visual design evidenced in the latest developments to Vocatan's home page, but seem content to merely watch and marvel as the events unfold.
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