Final Report on Planet #E666 (Earth)

What we didn't forsee was that this improved species of Man would turn into the biggest predator on the Planet. In the early stages, evolution progressed normally under the rules of Natural Selection, however, when Man, (whose brain was evolving faster than that of the other Species)realised this he felt himself so superior to any of the other species that he immediately made a God of himself. He even had the nerve to twist the expression "Man made God in his Image" to "God made Man in HIS Image". As if they even remotely resemble Us. Such is their vanity.

It spawned a number of Charlatans who created what they refer to as Religion. Its concept was good but its execution pathetic.It really was an exercise in Megalomania. The more they imagined they were omnipotent the more they became cruel, greedy and arrogant.The true misguided believers and followers suffered horrible lives. They even wrote a fictional account called The Bible to expatiate some of their misdeeds. Unfortunately this became the MAIN source for Mankinds beliefs. It has been the biggest divisive force and the main reason for their slide back into the Dark Ages. Technologically they have proved to be the best of all our experiments carried out at that time throughout the Universe.

After the Bible thumpers came Politicians. This ugly breed proved to be worse than their Religious counterparts. They preyed on the ordinary people and made their lives miserable whilst all the time feathering their own nests. Next, we had the Legal Profession, founded in the times of the so called Grecian Empire, whose primary job was to see that their clients got a fair trial. Over the Centuries this fact has been lost sight of and the main thrust of its profession is now to get their clients off of the most horrible crimes by any means possible. There is no such thing as Justice any more. This has further been exacerbated by another group calling themselves Social Engineers who feel that everyone is a product of their environment and can be excused their behaviour. Unfortunately this idealogy took hold in the latter part of the 20th Century and still continues. It seems that no-one is responsible for their own actions.

Then we have the Medical Profession. Again a noble ideal to start with. Would you believe they cannot even cure the common cold!! This spawned Pharmaceutical Companies whose greed made them put Drugs on the market claiming that tests in rats proved them safe. They didn't or wouldn't realise that all these fancy "cures" take a generation to prove and the time factor in a rats generation is 50 times faster than in Homo Sapiens. This has created a Gene deficency that is passed on by Parents to their offspring and will be passed on by them to theirs. The ultimate breakdown is not too far away measured by our time scale. The Genetic Engineers here have allowed very dangerous microbes to escape into the air and brought down unimaginable diseases which are beyond their control.

Another element of their Society is the Criminal one and because they "buy and sell" politicians in their domains they will continue to function and prosper.They should all be eliminated as soon as possible.

The next Group is called Feminist. The Female of the species was for Centuries considered inferior, she did all the menial tasks and was not allowed to enhance herself. The Femininist movement was another noble cause that has failed because of the self aggrandisement of its leaders.

It is hard reconcile the fact that the some of the females of the species, which is responsible for the final reproduction sequence should put itself first.
Every other species "Protects" its young to the death, here they abuse them terribly. This trait is common in in both Male and Female. Again they have lost sight of the fact that their progeny is necessary to continue an orderly growth of the species. They haven't realised that the subliminal messages we planted in the beginning were a guide to life. A classic is not understanding that "The meek shall inherit the Earth" refers to children. We, as an advanced race, were supposed to have overcome "feelings" I assure you, one visit here to see the plight of the children on this world would open up a floodgate of emotions.

When we did our Genetic Engineering it seemed we (to use their most popular word) "fucked" up.We created a species with enormous potential that loses sight of its Ideals when it assumes positions of power. It is hard to believe that less than .001% of the population of this Planet can control its Destiny. This small amount of so called people are expendable and I again recommend their elimination.

The overall state of the Planet is critical.The industries like the Petroleum, Chemical,Heavy Manufacturing,Utilities and such have polluted it beyond their capabilities to recover it. Hundreds of millions of species that we transplanted here are now gone. It is reducing its ability to generate sufficient oxygen by destroying all its forests. Its Ozone layer is fluctuating between dangerous and critical.

All in all our experiment has been a dismal failure but I request an additional stay here to perform some much needed Surgery on some of its inhabitants,namely the aforementioned Groups. It will take almost 1 year for this message to travel through Hyperspace and another year for your return message. I am sure you will concur with my findings and recommendations so I will commence the elimination procedures.
On reflection, I will need additional help for this task. If you activate the Removal Task Force on receipt of this transmission I estimate they will arrive at 0001 hours on January 1st 2000.

Quite a start to the new millenium. Both for them and us.

Traveller #xxz3x [Earth name Alien]

Copyright by "Hawk" @ 1997