The Very Best Next Final Big Thing!
by Brian Karl Scheufele
The auditorium was packed to the rafters, as everyone strained to see the table on the stage, that supported the mysterious box. The box was big, but not gigantic. The building was completely dark, except for the spotlight on the box. The box was purple, with a bright yellow bow on the top.
Suddenly the theme from "Rocky" blared throughout the auditorium, the lights came on all over the large room, and a small frail man walked out onto the stage and toward the box. "Hi, everyone, and welcome to the 100th annual Inventors convention." "I'm Lester Abernathy, and I invented something so fantastic, that mankind will never be the same after today!" And with that announcement, he turned and lifted the box, and underneath it, was his invention.
There was a gasp, then silence, then laughter among the crowd. Lester picked up the microphone and said "What is so funny?" A spectator yelled back, "Is this a joke?" "Why no," said Lester, "What is wrong with it?" A person shouted back "It's a COMPUTER?!"
"What's so great about another computer?" the man heckled. Lester, cleared his throat, "Well," he said, "This one is like no computer before it!" Again someone shouted, "Why is this one different?" Lester looked at the woman, that posed the question, and shouted back, "It is completely, positively, without a doubt CRASH PROOF!"
It was so quiet in that room, you would've heard a pin drop! Lester turned to the crowd and said, "Ask yourself this question, with all of our technology on this planet, and all of the new things being invented everyday, why has it taken SO LONG, to build a CRASH PROOF computer?," and with that, he left the stage.
No one ever heard from Lester Abernathy or his invention again! Why? I think we know the answer! Why aren't carburetors that get 125 miles a gallon installed on cars? Big business and lots of money dictate how our society functions. We are forced into a state of Lemmings, unwilling and protesting at times, but finally accepting and still following what they say and dictate! Pray, that the Lester Abernathys' of the world never give up on their dedication and dreams!
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