Well, you know that separation of church and state that we’re supposed to have in school? Well, I have you know, God actually took part in school today. My teacher told us. And you’ll never guess what He was doing there.
Was He guest speaking in Comparative Religion?
No.
Was He in Social Studies or Psychology?
No.
He was in Math. Yup, Math. And You’ll never guess what He was doing there. He actually chose our curriculum.
Someone asked my math teacher, "Why do we have to learn this!"
She replied, with no doubt in her voice, "Because it’s in the curriculum! Ask God and he’ll tell you!"
Someone then asked if Pataki chose the curriculum. My teacher replied, "No, Pataki is not God."
Phew! That’s a load off my mind!
The Past Stranger Than Fictions
Why Not? You'll Regret it Later!
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