What Men REALLY Think


12/26/97

My friend was looking deep into space, and when he returned to the realm of reality I asked him what he was thinking about. We conversed a while about his thoughts, which included a television show, until someone else said, "But he was really thinking about sex."

"No," my friend replied, "I was thinking about TV and sex, it’s part of being male."

"That’s neat!" I said, "I want to be male so I can think about two things at once."

"No," he corrected me, "You can’t think about two things at once, just sex and something else."

"Yeah," someone else chimed in, "It’s a form of multi-tasking, but it’s not quite Windows N-T."

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