Okay, so today in AP Biology we were learning about retroviruses. Keep in mind, this is an AP class, so we’re the cream of the crop.
Retroviruses are awful things. They us a cell’s own DNA and mutate it to carry out their evil works. They turn a body against itself, which is by far the most diabolical microorganism known to man. Retroviruses do all of this, and baffles doctors and scientists, leaving us virtually powerless against our own bodies.
Unless, of course, you’re in my class. We think that retroviruses are children of the 60’s
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