the world will be in grave danger if these questions are not answered.....

you know the age-old question "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" do the chickens know? do they know who came first? and if they do, do they all agree? does it cause as much controversy for them as it does for humans?
what does the E in CHUCK E. CHEESE stand for??
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop??
ok...that fabio commercial..."aye cont beleev izz not buttah"...what is that stuff then? if its not butter, what is it??
good god, does it really matter? take me back.