Retrovirus And Opportunistic Infection

You're In real trouble now!

Gosh, we're online! I don't like it.

We sing, eat, play, make tapes, eat, hop around, throw cookies, dance, eat, and make squishy-squashy in the cornfield. Won't you help? Stay, friend, LINGER awhile in the HOUSE OF RV AND OI....take off your stuff and DRINK deep from our fountain of DESSICATED GOO until you see as WE see....heh heh heh...ack *choke* HYAAHACK!!! AGHHK! URNP!! eihuhugh.

AAaarrghh Morph Urple blort, PIE IS ALL OVER; it's time for..um..I fergits...eeeeiyugh, ma, did ya have to BUST HIM OPEN? Call GRILLO! h'rmm, enka, goit, GUY SMILEY? May I take your order, please? Zurn. Inkspotty, I need more pow! IG! Ack! Orf, have a hole? Double your gummy is better than a nun! Here's to your Liver! *paf* I GOTTA GOO and I don't mean now! Watch this space! Oh, lord ober us und proteck us, St.Ernie! It HURTS like a sore fish! I'm HOGGED OUT! It's FRAP! Were you gonna eat that? Make mine arful! I got a THING about chickens! Geh? tweeeee!! eeee!!! HEE HEH-EH-SPOB MARBLY'S DEAD, fatty! HAW! KISS MY WRINKLES!!! Return of the Shrubs? MAW, GET MA GUN! I've nad enuff o'yer warter spurts, bug boy! EN GARDE!! HACK!! BAG!! WOOF!!! SPOOLGE!! DOG!! WEEN!! SPERRY!! PRUST!!! * sound of beak squashing * got it.

Gorsh! Those lovable kids from Irvine, KY, Retrovirus & Opportunistic Infection, are up to no good! LET'S EAT 'EM!!! * Y A Y !!! *

I CLAIM THIS PINKY IN THE NAME OF MARS. Momo, get me a leg. eeg, ug urgle-orp, dunkin' stix, POLPOUS RESIN (OLD) of gh'eeeee......SPHLAGGHH!! DAAAA!! EH? * pfft * "This is the most infantile web page I've ever seen... erm, ba-speely dooloo-oog, ooorg, oh, Homer, get off!!! WOULD YA PLEEZ PASS THE JELLY? eeerm...ga-eega-merp; ha HO ma gomo goppa ghee but PARKER!! I NEED MORE PITCHERS UB SPIDERMAN !!!! ARF!! ARF!!! KILL!!!! Oh, the humanititty! LET'S EAT AJAX NOW. huh? SPUNT? Trade you a old coughdrop and a bag of gooze for a Jon Wiening baseball card? I got your RCA Dog, Hoover! Ka-S P L O O G! eahhe..I'm HUGE!!! BITE MY FISH STICK,you bag of runny dinner! OOL TA RA MON, AYYY-TEE! Oog! Rrumppp!! Geh!! * glug * mmff!!! pih! urtshk! pa! fnee!! What happens now, tater?

KILL !

egge snoid pa-GUH balomo gordy; Feh, uhngh, meps. Glee. Old corn boils in the breeze and my diaper is very ..how shall I put this?

Can YOU crack RV&OI's SECRET CODE? Neither can they...

AMBIVALENCE IS IN THE PULCHRITUDE OF THE NECROTIC, DIAPHANOUS, ONION-HEADED PIEHOLDER, Frank! Can U relate? This one gooze out to the one eyed lump. *snurf* Konnichi wa-wa, senor. Buy my gum?

HHHRRrrunngghhkk!!!! ALP! og! urr-eem'ble, gh'eee-ee-eee- *hic* Da? Retrovirus And Opportunistic Infection's NEW TAPE is called "Root Beer" and it's really bad! DON'T TOUCH IT, FOLKS! Oh, Cora. *splort* I just voted fer Karloff Goover, she's ma li'l FRITO! eh-HAH!