Who is Alanis Morissette....REALLY???

I have come to the conclusion that Alanis Morissette is not Dave Grohl, as was formerly believed. Even though there is an intense similarity in appearance, Dave Grohl actually has musical talent, which proves that they are not the same person.

But....is Alanis REALLY Milli Vanilli???????


Five Reasons WHY I BELIEVE THAT ALANIS IS REALLY MILLI VANILLI!


1. The similarity in singing style.....

Alanis - It's like ra-e-ain on your wedding day.

Milli - Blame it on the ra-a-in yeah-e-ahhh.


2. The hair...hmm...Milli's hair...skanky in dreads...Alanis' hair... skanky...dreadlocks would be the next step...neither one seems to have ever washed their hair...


3. The taking of credit from other people's work...well...Milli Vanilli took credit for other people's vocals....Alanis takes the credit for other people's music...well well well...maybe THAT'S why Milli did not sing the vocals the first time around...the feminine voice would have given him away for sure!


4. Lyrics to Alanis songs are heavily themed in relationships... Lyrics in Milli Vanilli songs are heavily themed in relationships... any questions?


5. They both know a lot about being a big fake superstar...yep yep.


Yes, I am aware that Milli Vanilli has two members....at this point I am not sure how many and which ones of them are involved in this little scheme. More later. I will prove this...and I will be victorious! Buhahahhahahahahah....
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