The Army of the Illogically Good-Humored is a cult of freaks, punks, queers, anarchists, red skinheads, and anti-fascists with cells across the United States. Our highest aim is the elimination-- the total disregarding-- of the bored, musty remnants of the Emperial Ages (roughly the period extending from the first kingdoms of Mesopotamia and China through the present) that serve to divide, artificially order, regiment, or enslave human beings. In short, anything that subdues desire in the name of artificial, superficial "necessity" that has manifested itself as dry, pasty, dull "civilization." We advocate the siezing of life by the individual, the re-creation of life based on childish amazement and insatiable curiosity.
THE RIVER GODS HAVE WANDERED AWAY, REPLACED BY MERE MORTALS
The aigh views "civilization" like a dam, placed upstream to halt the flow of human desires and passions. The malignant, decaying corpses called Government, Economics, and Orthodoxy are salting, chlorinating, clouding the water, then selling it in tiny parcels to everyone and calling it Christmas. Fuck it! Fuck them! We say move 10 miles east to another river-- or blow up the fucking dam. Your chioce, but stop drinking the slow toxin of civilization!
THEY'LL NEVER FIND US IN THE WOODS...
The aigh calls for the refusal of anyone that is willing to give a damn to participate in the stupidity that "civilization" has offered up as irrefutable reality. It's not reality, it's "civilization" and its drones exercising their ego at the expense of desire. True reality doesn't need guns; and true reality doesn't need to fire you from a job you need because you're different, queer, fat, or independant.
No. Disappear, drop out of this insanity and destructiveness. Stop fighting each other, stop shooting each other, stop blaming each other for the feces that "civilization" has handed to us on a golden platter. Disappear into a world of desire and humanity. Disappear from the realm of stupidity and artificial divisions and reappear in a world of your choosing, a world of senseless enjoyment.
Blow up the dam. No more economic divisions; no more racism, sexism, homophobia; no more fascist ideas of duty and proper actions; no more status and egotism. There's still time!