stardate 269905.04 -
spaceal eats a spaceburger with spacemongoose on it.
02/18/00 - al'a
funny. he also posed nude for "beanie baby insider" magazine. he's got a
centerfold with zeppy the zebra. check out his gonzogas!
01/30/00 - al
bet 30 dollars that his scrotum would be split in two during the super bowl
halftime show. yay al! luck be a lady tonight!
10/30/99 - The rumor
around Japan is that al is going to dress up as a jar of werther's originals for
halloween. Might this be a new endorsement contract?
6/29/99 - al
will forget my birthday tomorrow. also, he bet 30 dollars on john mcenroe(sp?)
to win wimbledon this year. poor al!
6/15/99 - al bet 30 dollars on
the denver nuggets to win the nba finals. poor al!
6/08/99 - al got
fired from his part-time job at spunky's wild circus of love erotica sex shop
and rib palace. al is a wasteland of broken dreams.
5/04/99 - al
defects to cuba during the orioles vs. cuba baseball game in baltimore. bye
al!
5/03/99 - al loves his sister samantha! hi sam!
1/31/99
- al bet 30 dollars on the seahawks to win today. poor al!
12/17/98 -
al got a molar pulled at the dentist and woke up feeling sexually satisfied! oh
no! poor al!
12/13/98 - al's dentist appointment has been confirmed!
thursday is quickly approaching... good luck al!
12/11/98 - al has a
dentist appointment on thursday. email him
and wish him luck!
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