Actually , I'm not really that interesting - but I'm damn near! I'm a student (supposedly) of Archaeology at Durham University in NE England - which is near Newcastle - (just incase you don't know). Durham is erm.... a lovely(?) place, too look at anyway, famed for Kebabs, violent locals, Enzo's parties and being bloody freezing! I am a supreme council member of DUFLS - if you don't know what that is, click on the link thats on the title page. I play guitar (electric) quite badly (but hey! Eruption is a song that just can't be played enough times) Ho hum. I also write music with my synthesizer - classy korg - and computer - amiga. ooops. - so theres another link there, which would suggest I've professionaly released an album. I wish. There should be some fantastic wav samples but unfortunately that does push the limits of the minimal technical abilities that I have. I usedto go cycling and do Kung-Fu, but know I'm far to busy growing love handles and getting baby cheeks - both ends.(It's a damn good job this isn't one of those sodding C.V. thingies eh?). Right, on to the biography bit - this will be very important in years to come when historinas try to piece together what led me to become one of the greatest military leaders to haev swept across Europe in the name of France until driven back by the Moscovite winter. Bugger. That was Napolean wasn't it?
I was born in Blackpool (but don't let that put you off me - Blackpool is a classy seaside resort with the utmost levels of taste and sophistication - honest...)

I've also lived in Windemere and St.Bees in Cumbria for about 7 years. I cactually grew up in Windemere and spent 5 years of my very life living on the outskirts - I actually found the fact that most people don't have cows living at the bottom of thier garden quite peculiar when I first moved away. Here's a little picture of the type of countryside I'm talking about:

See? It's not all novelty wool shops.... I now live near Blackpool in a little town called Thornton - Cleveleys, which is alovely little nirvana for old people who make Enoch Powell seem quite liberal. The Thornton Cleveleys populous are positively charming and friendly (I am being truthful now) - non more so than my delightful parents who will happily have you to stay and feed you and attend your every need - at the slight cost of £349,000,000 per night (B&B n.inc).

More information will follow once I've done something interesting.......

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