The Lion
has been considered in many cultures to be the king of the beasts. It has
been used as a symbol of nationalism, nobility and people with fluffy hair
and beards. But where did this magnifisent and dangerious creature come
from?
The Lion-One Man's Dream
The Lion
has been considered in many cultures to be the king of the beasts. It has
been used as a symbol of nationalism, nobility and people with fluffy hair
and beards. But where did this magnifisent and dangerious creature come
from?
The Lion was invented in 1839 by Professor Iggy D. Kook of the University of Champagne. The Lion was based on several opium indused drawings by the italian invetor Leonardo Devinchi. Useing old peices of his VCR, a lawn mower, a catapult, several suits of armor, and the flesh of a rainbow dragon and several extra terrestrials, the professor was attempted to create a mode of transportation for the French army. While some of the early prototypes were ridden by certain priviledge test drivers and later by generals, the lion proved to far to aquard and violent for personal use. Some of these macheens began to compleatly
| The Lion was invented in 1839 by Professor Iggy D. Kook of the University
of Lyons. The Lion was based on several opium indused drawings by the italian
invetor Leonardo Devinchi. Useing old peices of his VCR, a lawn mower,
a catapult, several suits of armor, and the flesh of a rainbow dragon and
several extra terrestrials, the professor was attempted to create a mode
of transportation for the French army. While some of the early prototypes
were ridden by certain priviledge test drivers and later by generals, the
lion proved to far to aquard and violent for personal use. Some of these
macheens began to compleatly refuse to be controled and excaped their masters,
leaving some of them brutally mangled.
The Lion fled into the wilderness were it flurished in serveral parts of the world. One of the most sucsessfull populations acumulated in Norway, but since the Lion threatened Norway's population of wild Ba-boons, The Norwegion lions were hunted into extension. The most famious population is in Africa. There Lions enjoys dune buggy racing and being hunted by ruthless potchers.The lion is rarely used today as a mode of trasportation. Sometimes it it kept in captivity and shamlessly put on display as a wonder of engineering. It is also used for suicide by the deranged. |
Prof Iggy D. Kook-circa1820s |