No, he's just hoping I don't do the crossword before him
Angela-Nicole - 12/23/97 04:22:34
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Paul - 12/23/97 16:21:12
My Email:pdavies-sheen@go-watermans.co.uk
How did you find The BIG Question?: I asked Jeeves
Comments:
No, he's just hoping I don't do the crossword before him
Angela-Nicole - 12/23/97 04:22:34
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Comments:
Yes, but then he figures you are making sure the carpet is flawless before you give it to him, and he appreciates your efforts.
Laura - 12/23/97 00:28:04
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
Yes, he's always thinking about redecorating.
Joan Yates - 12/22/97 14:16:36
My Email:gramma@erols.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: link
Comments:
I don't have a pet bird!
Amanda - 12/21/97 22:18:13
My Email:rjba@castles.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: thinking
Comments:
I don't think so. I don't think the bird would think it was his/her carpet unless it was at the bottom of his/her cage.
- 12/21/97 18:51:56
How did you find The BIG Question?: my own wonderful knowledge
Comments:
First of all why do you assume that the bird is a he? Do you have newspaper for carpet? If you do then HE or SHE will think so. That was obvious.
maimee - 12/21/97 17:28:15
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~maimee
My Email:sep@itlnet.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: link on a page
Comments:
Nope! He think's I'm reading the newspaper
- 12/21/97 04:11:52
Comments:
Bbbbbauuuk!
christy - 12/21/97 03:14:34
My Email:jesuchristy@compuserve.com
Comments:
No, I think he's planning a new target.
Buddy - 12/20/97 18:45:08
My URL:http://www.wsites.com/Buddy
My Email:T_R_Buddy@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: I Knew About It For A While
Comments:
I Have A Pet Bird?
- 12/20/97 15:25:41
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- 12/20/97 03:39:49
Comments:
no. he's too smart for that.
- 12/19/97 23:41:19
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- 12/19/97 22:47:21
Comments:
no, birds don't wonder about anything. They don't care to wonder.
Elizabeth - 12/19/97 19:57:03
How did you find The BIG Question?: looking for something interesting
Comments:
Your pet bird would probably think that you are
staring at the carpet, considering that most people tend to lined their bird's cage with the newspaper. However, if you were weird and lined the cage with something other than newspaper, such as wrapping paper, straw, etc., then the bird would probably t
ink nothing of it.
- 12/19/97 17:12:51
Comments:
no
Adam - 12/18/97 23:54:40
My Email:Adam/Eve@Heaven.Com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Uh....God showed me the way
Comments:
I'm sorry, birds are not suitable partners for man. God said so.
Joseph - 12/18/97 23:48:39
My Email:Joseph@Heven.God
How did you find The BIG Question?: The All knowng God showed me the way
Comments:
Uh, no you are reading the newspaper. How the hell does a bird know what a carpet is. Here is a real question "Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?". Even more amazing. By the way, the world will end on February 21st, 1998.
Fredrick N. Nelson - 12/18/97 23:47:23
My URL:http://cookie
My Email:WWW.Penis.dick
How did you find The BIG Question?: In the Big Room
Comments:
WEll, frankly I believe that the bird whould curiously look at you and then thing to himself, "Why in the world is that large baboon looking at the carpet in such a courious way. He would then sya, if the bird could indeed talk, "excuse me sir but why ar
you looking at the carpet in such a manner?" You would reply, "It's called a paper you dumbfuck, and don't forget it!" He would then look at you in disgust and then pull up his feathers and begin to jack off. You would then get arroused so much that y
u would then begin to join in with him eventually shuving the bird up your ass pleasurably.
Joseph - 12/18/97 23:44:00
My Email:Joseph@Heven.God
How did you find The BIG Question?: The All knowng God showed me the way
Comments:
Joseph - 12/18/97 23:43:47
My Email:Joseph@Heven.God
How did you find The BIG Question?: The All knowng
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myob - 12/18/97 23:27:16
My Email:myob
How did you find The BIG Question?: i looked under the lettuce, and their it was
Comments:
no. he ponders only the following questions
1. when is the next meal
2.am i the next meal
3. how long will it be until the new kingdom of atlantis, where shop teachers will be rvered as gods
4. are xena and gabrielle lovers
Farakhan - 12/18/97 22:26:41
Comments:
You see the newspaper represents the black man, and the bird represents the white man. Now the bird always shits on the paper, but when the paper is "free" the bird does not shit on it, but sees it as something to shit on.
Butt - 12/18/97 22:21:41
Comments:
no, birds are too stupid
- 12/18/97 21:06:23
Comments:
yes
Jennifer Cunningham - 12/18/97 20:37:46
My Email:jennyjenc@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
No! He likes reading the paper as much as I do.
In fact, he waits despertaly to get the week old paper of his floor so he can see "fresh" news
Frederick - 12/18/97 20:34:49
My Email:lane
How did you find The BIG Question?: Looking for a book
Comments:
Yes, because he can only see in black and white!
Frederick - 12/18/97 20:20:55
My Email:lane
How did you find The BIG Question?: playing around!
Comments:
Yes, because he can only see in color!!
Etienne Lareau - 12/18/97 19:49:05
My Email:serge.lareau(arobas)sympatico.ca
How did you find The BIG Question?: on Yahoo
Comments:
No
eero endjärv - 12/18/97 16:07:31
My Email:e.endjarv@olympia.ee
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Comments:
No, he does'nt even know who I am, what is the newspaper, carpet or staring ...
- 12/18/97 00:17:34
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He would thik that if he can take a shit on the carpet that humans take a shit out of their eyes or mouth
- 12/18/97 00:11:31
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If you were traveling the speed of light, and a bird rammed into your window, while yu were stupid enuf to look at carpet, hey, whos the REAL idiot here?
Brandi - 12/18/97 00:05:52
My Email:ICEMAN@provalue.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
No, I don't have a pet bird!
Bob - 12/18/97 00:02:03
Comments:
When did they start making carpet out of newspaper?
Moses - 12/18/97 00:00:10
My Email:Moses@Heaven.GOD
How did you find The BIG Question?: God dropped me an E-mail. He is pretty smart you know.
Comments:
God created birds so that they could fly free. (See Genesis chapter 1) . Before I answer let me tell you that if you own a pet bird, you are a sinner! Sinner I tell you! Now, let me tell you that birds can see that you are not staring at the carpet be
ause there is no @#%! on the carpet that you are reading. I rememberone time when I parted the waters.....
Moses - 12/17/97 23:51:57
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- 12/16/97 05:08:53
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Edgar - 12/15/97 22:59:01
My Email:edgar@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Comments:
no
Brett Weipert - 12/15/97 17:03:26
How did you find The BIG Question?: Interesting but terribly overrated!!
Comments:
I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I MASTURBATE FREQUENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Brett Weipert - 12/15/97 17:01:05
How did you find The BIG Question?: Interesting but terribly overrated!!
Comments:
No he doesn't. Infact I think that my bird thinks that I'm reading the newspaper. I would just like to add the I AM THE BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD!!!!
Chris - 12/15/97 02:23:10
My Email:cheesemann1@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
My pet bird is stupid because it has no brain and it needs to be put in a home.
Mary - 12/14/97 21:35:09
My Email:Leia1977@aol.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: no clue
Comments:
Maybe, birds can read our carpets. But probably not. Birds are too stupid.
Ellen - 12/13/97 22:11:56
My URL:http://ecsis.net
My Email:shug_@hotmail.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: Surfing
Comments:
He thinks you love him so much that you are trying to find a really pretty pattern for the new carpet!
acidtears - 12/13/97 04:51:43
My URL:http://members.wbs.net/homepages/c/e/l/celestite.html
My Email:acidtears@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: the great cheese man led me here
Comments:
no, he thinks that this question sucks and that you are retarded.
oh, and by the way, i don't have a pet bird.
- 12/13/97 00:20:48
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Peter Guinn - 12/11/97 20:01:30
My Email:guinnpa@cherokee.nsuok.edu
How did you find The BIG Question?: On yahoo.com
Comments:
It brings up an interesting point, most light to a bug is a car to a drunken fool...or does he wonder why you aren't using the restroom on it?
- 12/11/97 16:28:28
My Email:dailefine@hotmail.com
Comments:
I don't think so. Why would he waste his time asking himself a stupid question like this.
Linda - 12/11/97 08:44:48
My Email:linducis@yahoo.com
Comments:
No because my pet bird read the newspapers by himself
- 12/11/97 00:29:26
Comments:
NO
- 12/10/97 23:10:55
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!BeCkY - 12/10/97 03:11:45
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/id/zaius
My Email:bjc31@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: The wise owl told me
Comments:
Umm....yes, he does...And that's because when the
goat wearing the blue panties, lent those panties to the bird the bird decided to wear them on his head...ONe day, Goaty Goat, wanted those panties back, so him and the bird got into a huge brawl!!!
The police came and arrested the two for eating bananas in public, and to this day, hair never grows in the birds nose!!!
- 12/10/97 01:51:57
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Courtney - 12/09/97 22:22:29
How did you find The BIG Question?: trying to find myself but instead found this
Comments:
I don't know,I don't have a bird.
Chris King - 12/09/97 19:10:28
My Email:chrismking@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Comments:
No, he thinks "how long will it take untill I get to dump on this new paper?"
Morgan - 12/09/97 03:18:35
My Email:duh@yahoo.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: wandering link to link
Comments:
Sure does. Wonders why you find it so intriguing. Thinks, "Hey! He's not so smart anyways."
Lisa - 12/09/97 01:54:22
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/yolusyeti
My Email:yolus@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: I have no clue whatsoever
Comments:
Of course, because a long long time ago, when birds roamed free around the earth, they used to read what we use as carpet all the time, but now, since they're caged, they have to drink tea and eat pickles....do you see where I'm going here? Anyway, when
hey drink tea, they have to read SOMETHING but since they're in a cage, they can't read OUR carpet...but they DO wonder why we read their carpet since we're not in cages.
Chris - 12/08/97 22:19:53
My Email:shoka@juno.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
How cares? He's just a dumb bird.
It's me - 12/08/97 14:25:46
Comments:
He doesn't think. He just eats, sleeps and chirps
- 12/07/97 23:48:31
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mary - 12/07/97 02:23:03
How did you find The BIG Question?: browsing
Comments:
No, because my pet bird has been stuffed for
years and he faces the window and not towards
me.
Sarah Dock... - 12/06/97 17:56:40
My Email:Sarah_Dockstader@modusmedia.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo! Search
Comments:
No. Birds aren't smart... Where do you think the term "Bird-Brained" comes from?!
- 12/06/97 15:53:59
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Davich - 12/06/97 11:41:15
My Email:johnny@wanews.com.au
How did you find The BIG Question?: i asked my bird
Comments:
he thinks that my sister smells
mum - 12/06/97 08:09:54
My Email:hgg@angelfire.co..au
How did you find The BIG Question?: surfin
Comments:
pets do not think
Miss Parker - 12/06/97 05:33:56
Comments:
Nope!
Katie Morstadt - 12/05/97 19:34:56
My Email:ktmorstadt@hotmail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Comments:
nope
- 12/05/97 13:28:11
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reeta - 12/05/97 13:27:45
My Email:hubie@nconnect.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: surfing
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Lord Tsepesh - 12/05/97 04:49:29
My Email:philippe@student.umass.edu
Comments:
No, He thinks you're staring at his future toilet.
Batman - 12/05/97 03:38:59
My Email:donnola@netbistro.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: stupid
Comments:
Of course, because that is what he shits on.
Jennifer Reeder - 12/05/97 03:31:32
My Email:Jennifer.Reeder@washcoll.edu
How did you find The BIG Question?: fascinating
Comments:
No, but when my pet cat sees me feeding my pet bird, he wonders why I'm being so nice to his lunch.
Martin - 12/04/97 23:20:49
My Email:martin.holmen@usa.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
No
Juan Carlos - 12/04/97 21:52:37
My Email:dgroovy@yuri.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: Looked in the fridge...
Comments:
NO - he wonders why he's imprisoned while I am free to read Peanuts comics in my underwear. What malicious God decided this?
- 12/04/97 18:12:21
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wonder women - 12/04/97 13:44:53
My URL:http://angelfire.com.au
My Email:bft@angelfire.com.au
How did you find The BIG Question?: yahoo
Comments:
i dunno. WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME.
CHARLOTTE - 12/04/97 07:24:30
My Email:FKESEY@AOL.COM
How did you find The BIG Question?: BOOKMARKED
Comments:
NO . . .HE WONDERS WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR IN THE TOILET.
Zelda - 12/04/97 05:31:55
My Email:zsalinger@aol.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Surfed on in!
Comments:
Duhhhhhh!!! he wouldn't think that i was staring at the carpet! why on earth would he think that??/
i don't even have a bird
Vamp - 12/04/97 04:48:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/bizzarestuff
My Email:billyjoe@theonramp.net
How did you find The BIG Question?: By link
Comments:
No I think he has a tiny brain and can only handle little rapid thoughts sutch as Im hungry
Or I have to poop or
I want out
thats rite He wants out , Let him loose you Bastard!
tatter - 12/04/97 03:44:21
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ma/scabies
My Email:tatter@student.umass.edu
How did you find The BIG Question?: boredom
Comments:
I don't have a pet bird and if I did - how would you know that it was a he? Now, in order to mock you, if I ever feel the need to acquire a pet bird, it shall be female. I also do not read the newspaper too often. I haven't met a fellow college student
who does. Anyway, the only pets I have are sea monkeys, and if I was ever reading the newspaper, I'm sure that they wouldn't know what the hell was going on. Most of them are dead anyway. There's like four left
Katie Elshire - 12/03/97 03:59:02
My Email:angelina69@aol.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Through Yahoo
Comments:
Yes I would like to think he does.
Casey Shockley - 12/03/97 01:23:25
My Email:hera@lycosemail.com
How did you find The BIG Question?: Yahoo
Comments:
no he doesnt because the papers he sits on are all pooped on and have birdseed on it too. your paper is, hopefully clean.
Shaun - 12/03/97 00:39:02
My Email:sgraham@spectranet.ca
Comments:
no
happy gilmore - 12/02/97 09:32:41
My URL:http://iexpress.net.au
My Email:bob@iexpress.net.au
How did you find The BIG Question?: a little pixie told me
Comments:
First of all I don't have a bird and second I don't read newspapers.
happy gilmore - 12/02/97 09:28:17
My URL:http://iexpress.net.au
My Email:bob@iexpress.com.au
How did you find The BIG Question?: a little fairy told me
Comments:
First of all, I do not have a bird and second, I don't read newspapers!
Me - 12/02/97 08:18:12
Comments:
He thinks you're an idiot