To hold up their goggles
TO NOT MAKE MESS IN COCKPIT??
Their mothers make them
regulations
To keep their ears on
Just in case they crash before they reach their destination
Because of helmet surpluses
so their brains don't splatter all over the winshield!
it's a place for there brains to go
to look really cool
helmets save lives
So they wont bump thier head while looping
so when they bang their heads against the wall, it doesn't hurt
To keep their hair in place
so they can put their names on them, like "skydog" or something
To keep them from losing thier head
so they die gracefully instead of smashing there heads all over
Tradition, man, tradition
to keep their head warm
To stop their heads exploding BEFORE they hit the armourplate
Because they were lied to by the system
The helmet contains a survival pack in case they crash on the way there
Fashion
To keep people from thinking that they're totally brainwashed
so they dont mess their hair up
Because they, just as me, have mothers back at home ...
Because they don't have airbags...
To keep a good head of hat hair
safety first, in case of a glancing blow
Just in case they fall out
So they don't die in a crash before they commit suicide
To keep their pants up?
Federal Safety Regulations
To make their head shaped like a bullet
If they don't, they bet a butt whoopin'
to be stylish
why not ?
A stunt like kissing your ass goodbye is best performed with protective headgear
so if they fall it wont hurt!!!!!!!!!!
They can't think, they're druged!
For the oxegen masks
so the government can spend more money
in case they actually survive
Cause they want to make a fasion statement
Why not,everyone else is doing it.
so they stay alive long enough to crash into the target
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