49 Rarely Requested Presents
(Taken from Golden Words Online)
Renaldo Rimjob’s Magic Castle • Fisher Price’s My First Staple Gun • The Radio Shack Fondle-matic 2000 • Slip ‘n’ Shave • Slip ‘n’ Slide...Into The Pit of Vipers! • Slipped Disc ‘n’ Slide • Strip ‘n’ Slide • G.I. Jehovah • G.I. Joe Namath • G.I. Joe Stalin • Nerf Bow ‘n’ Arrow Poison Frog • The Nerf Crazee Bong! • Cornhole In One! • Cap’n Whaler’s Grand Banks Overfishing Playset • Papercut Daddy! • Who’s Touching Who? • My Foetal Alcohol Baby • Mighty Morphin’ Poodle Manglers • Find The Life-Giving Angina Medicine! • My Little Breeding Stud Pony • Axis and Allahs • Axes in All Eyes • Barrel of Spunkee • Bladder of Monkeys • Cabbage Patch Squids • Nicotine Patch Kids • Hungry Hungry Herpes • Hungry Hungry Hippies • Colostom-egad! • Needles ‘n’ Horse Tranquilizers • Spunk in Spelling • Spank and Swell • Baby’s First Plastic Bag • Baby’s Last Plastic Bag • Baby’s First Body Bag • The Ted Kaszinsky Chemistry Set • To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar: The Board Game • Li’l Lumberjacks Chainsaw Adventure Playset • The Really Big Pepper MillTM • Paint-by-Numbers Pornographic Art Set • Bigots ‘R’ Us: The Unauthorized Louis Farrakhan Biography • Lego Soviet Architecture Set • Bucky Cowboy’s 21-piece Branding Kit • The Annotated ‘Sweet Valley Twins’ Collection • My Home Totalitarian Indoctrination Kit • Parjizzi • Malaria Madness! • Mr. Turtle’s Mercury Wading Pool • Ass Goblins