Top Ten Things You'd Rather Not Overhear from the Cockpit 

1."TODAY WE DIE FOR ALLAH!"

2."They say this plane practically flies itself. Good thing, huh?"

3."Only 500 more flight hours, and I'll get my license!"

4."We'll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there."

5."Buckle your seat belt - I'm going to try something I saw in a cartoon."

6."Hey, Jim, do you remember where we're going?"

7."The union president called - he said the pilots' strike starts IMMEDIATELY."

8."Wow, we're sure a lot lighter now that we dropped that second engine!"

9."Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..."

10."My name is Forrest Gump - people call me Forrest Gump."