Dan was a cat hater. So he wasn't too pleased to see a black cat enter his yard. He was about to yell at the cat, but then he had a better idea.

"Hey boys. There's dinner in the front yard."

The cat then stopped. Giving Dan a puzzled look. This proved to be a fatal mistake, for three pit bulls then came running out of the house. The cat gave a scream of horror and then tried to flee, but it was too late. The pit bulls were upon him. Within moments all that was left of the cat was blood and a few bones. Examining these, Dan then noticed the red nametag.

"Shit he belonged to somebody." Dan cried.

"Have you seen my cat?"

Dan turned around to see who had spoken, it was cute brunette dressed in black.

"You mean that black cat with the red nametag that says Bob?"

"That's him."

"Sorry, but my dogs had him for lunch."

Dan could tell she was upset with the news. He tried to comfort her.

"Look, I'll buy you a new cat."

"But Bob was a mortal familiar. You can't buy them at the pet store."

"Then I can't help you."

"Yes you can. Since your stupid dogs killed my mortal familiar, you're going to replace him." She then began casting a spell and seconds later Dan was transformed into a cat.

"What gives?" Dan cried surprised he could still talk.

"I'm a super witch. You're now my mortal familiar."

"What's a mortal familiar?" Dan asked.

"A mortal soul trapped in an animal's body. Speaking of animals, it's time to take care of your dogs." The super witch then called to Dan's dogs. The pit pulls came to her call, but they were confused when they saw Dan. They couldn't figure out why a cat had their master's scent.

The super witch then snapped her fingers and the three dogs turned to ashes.

"NO! Why did you do that for?" Dan asked.

'They killed Bob." The witch replied.

"You're not going to get away with this." Dan cried.

"I got away with turning Bob into a cat. I don't see why I can't do the same with you. Face it your going to be my pet for the rest of your life."

The witch then made a nametag with Dan's name on it appear and placed it on his neck.

The end