Prolog

Spring 1998

Jenny Conrad towered over the town of Clear Springs. She had always been tall but at 500 feet in height she was really tall. She decided to address the townspeople at her feet.

"Hello subjects. As your GTS-goddess I will be able to do what I want when I want it. Your wishes no longer mater. Disobedience will be."

"Jenny time to get up."

Jenny was puzzled, who had spoken to her? Then to her horror the scene shattered before her eyes.

Jenny opened her eyes. She was in her bedroom and back to her normal height of 6'2". Then she saw her mother standing over her. She looked worried.

"What's wrong mom?" Jenny asked.

"Remember when you said that someone from this world would become a GTS-goddess?" Jenny mom asked.

"Yeah, so what?" Jenny replied.

"You were right." Jenny's mom replied.

Before Jenny could ask her mother what she meant, the phone rang. She decided to answer it.

"Hello Jenny speaking."

It was her best friend Alison Smith on the line.

"Jenny have you heard the news?" Alison asked.

"What news?" Jenny asked.

"Alice Gabriel had become a GTS-Goddess."

"Alice! That short girl I used to tease all the time?" Jenny asked.

"She not so short anymore and I hope she has the heart to forgive you for teasing her."

"Is this your idea of a joke Alison?" Jenny asked.

"It's no joke. Turn on the television and see for yourself."

Jenny then hung up the phone and headed for the living room. The television was already on and showing pictures of a 500-foot Alice and a 600-foot blond facing off against an army. An announcer narrated the scene.

"The brunette has been identified as Alice Gabriel and we have unconfirmed reports that the blond calls herself Rose Crusher. As you can see the armed forces weapons have no effect on them.

Jenny felt her heart sink. She was so sure that she would be chosen to become a GTS-Goddess. Instead they picked a loser like Alice.

"It's not fair." Jenny cried.

Later that day, Alice stood in front of the student body of Clear Springs High School. She was telling everyone that despite her fight with the military she was still the Alice they had always known. As Alice went on and on Jenny couldn't take it anymore.

"Shut up Alice." She commanded.

Her fellow students were stunned by Jenny's bold move. For a moment Alice did shut up. Then she said.

"Wait a minute. Why should I obey you?"

"Because I said so." Jenny replied.

"I let you push me around before Jenny, but no more. Your days are bulling me are over. In fact I dare you to take your best shot at me."

Jenny was too smart to physically attack Alice, but felt she had to answer Alice's challenge so she asked Ted to attack Jenny for her. Ted was Jenny's boyfriend and at 6'4" he was a big boy. But he looked at Alice and said.

"There's no way I'm attacking that GTS-Goddess."

Alice watching events unfold at her feet, decided to rub in it.

"Face it Jenny. You have become a joke. Come on everyone let's laugh at Jenny."

To Jenny's horror everyone starting laughing at her, even her boyfriend.

"Stop laughing at me." Jenny cried. But people figuring it was better to obey a GTS-Goddess than a girl continued to laugh.

"Mark my words, I will have my revenge." Jenny cried.

Prolog 2

Sometime in the winter of 1999/2000

When Rachel Smith quit her rule of GTS-732. It left a vacancy in GTS-Space. A vacancy the GTS-Council had to fill. So they all got together to discuss the matter, as they did so, so other issues came up.

GTS-Goddess One: "Has anyone noticed how many lemons are entering our ranks?"

GTS-Goddess Two: "What do you mean?"

GTS-Goddess One: "Unsuitable women are becoming GTS-Goddesses. Take Shelly for instance. A GTS-Goddess afraid of heights, what was Mr. G thinking?"

GTS-Goddess three: "How about Alexandria? She hasn't even tried extending her rule outside the America's. And even there she lets Humanity have its way far too often"

GTS-Goddesses four: "She's a rebel. I heard a rumor that she visits the anti GTS-goddess chat rooms on the inter-universe net."

GTS-Goddess five: "Speaking of lemons, Jill Gilbert has to take the cake. She so mixed up that she thinks she used to be a man."

Most of the GTS council members burst out laughing at the idea of a man becoming a GTS-Goddess.

GTS-Goddess six: "Goddesses were getting off track here."

GTS-Goddess one: "What we need to do is to make sure that whoever we pick to replace Rachel Smith is suitable for the job."

GTS-Goddess three: "Yeah. Somebody, who a few years down won't say, "I want to quit."

GTS-Goddess four: "Or won't hesitate to show Humanity who's the boss."

GTS-Goddess seven: "Don't forget loyalty. She must be willing to obey the GTS-council."

GTS-Goddess two: "Right, we don't want another Darlene on our hands."

GTS-Goddess six: "Does anyone have any ideas on how to find the perfect candidate?"

There was silence around the table. Then a 10,000-foot redhead spoke up.

"Why not have a game show?"

"A game show?" Several GTS-Goddesses asked.

"Sure, they're very popular on my home Earth. We could come up with a bunch of questions to ask the candidates. And based on their answers determine which is the best for our needs."

GTS-Goddess five: "If were going that way. Why not conduct a survey?"

"A game show is much more fun. Trust me on this."

GTS-Goddess six: "Does anyone else have any other ideas?"

GTS-Goddess seven: "Why not have potential GTS-Goddesses go through a simulator, to see how they handle being a GTS-Goddess?"

GTS-Goddess three: "Wouldn't you get simulated responses?"

GTS-Goddess two: "I don't trust simulators myself."

GTS-Goddess six: "Let's put it to a vote, should we go with the game show or the simulator.

The result of the vote was nine for the game show, three for the simulator. After some debate they decided to call the game show "Who wants to be a GTS-Goddess?"

Author note: the timeframe for this story is the spring of the year 2000

Part 1

Word quickly spread through GTS-space about "Who wants to be a GTS-Goddess?" The GTS-council was planning on having all their contestants come from GTS-732. But under pressure from Mr. G, they accepted contestants from other worlds.

Out of several hundred GTS-Goddess wannabe's, eight were selected for the first round of 'Who want's to be a GTS-Goddess'. Most of the wannabe's were rejected for various reasons. Some didn't want to be 800 feet tall forever. They only wanted to be a GTS-Goddess for a short period of time. Some were rejected because they felt 800 feet was too small. And then there were people who heard rumors that GTS-Goddess in other universes were more powerful than Mr. G's, so they decided to try elsewhere instead. While some were rejected for the simple reason, the GTS-Goddess wanted a small number of contestants on the show, and there wasn't room for everyone.

The contestants were then brought to a television studio on GTS-732.

Rose Crusher looked down at the television studio (the roof had been removed) inside were the eight contestants sitting in their chairs. Rose was disappointed in the quality of the contestants. But they were the best of the lot.

"All right candidates, as you know I'm Rose Crusher. We will began by introducing yourselves to the camera (the GTS-Goddesses planned to broadcast the show throughout GTS-space) We'll begin with the girl on the right and work our way left."

"My name is Jenny Conrad. I was part of the class of 99 at Clear Springs High School. I've been wanting to become a GTS-Goddess for years."

"Nikia Strong is my name. I may be a 5'11" blond but I want to be even taller."

"Jewel Newet is my name, hopefully I'll soon be able to add GTS-goddess to it."

"I am Jocelyn Tanner. At 5' I'm desperate to get taller. I wonder why the tall women, especially Jenny are here. I mean Jenny is 6'2", why does she need to be taller?"

"That's none of your business short stuff." Jenny replied.

"Ladies this is not the time to have this discussion. Janet I believe is next." Rose interrupted.

"Yes my name is Janet King. It saddens me to see that I'm the only black woman here. Everyone else is white."

"Hello multiuniverse I'm Zora Zain."

"Vanessa Bore is my name. I would say more but then I would be a bore."

"Melanie Smith is my name. I fell I would make a great fun loving GTS-Goddess.

"All right, it's time to get the show started."

"Wait a moment Rose! I got a concern."

"What is it Nikia?" Rose asked.

"I don't know about the other candidates but I feel intimated having you stand over us." Nikia replied.

"I also feel the same way." Jocelyn added.

"Me too said the other candidates with the exception of Jenny.

"If you girls don't want a GTS-Goddess hosting the show, who should be our host?" Rose Crusher asked.

Before the girls could respond a women carrying a cat appeared on the stage.

"Who are you?" Rose asked.

"My name is Meredith and this is my mortal familiar Louis."

"You want to host the show?" Rose asked.

The super witch laughed. Then said,

"My cat will host the show."

Louis then jumped out of Meredith's arms and went to the center of the stage and said.

"My name is Louis. I want to host your show."

"You can talk?" Rose asked.

"Yes I used to be a Human being." Louis replied.

"Are you saying that you used to be a man?" One of the contestants asked.

"Actually I was a boy in high school." Louis replied.

"They don't need to hear your life story." Meredith reminded him.

"I got my hesitations about having a housecat host the show. Do you have any experience hosting game shows?" Rose asked.

"Yes. I've hosted shows with Human players. " Louis replied.

"Really? Prove it." Rose demanded.

"Very well. Meredith the tape please."

A huge screen then appeared on the stage and videotape began to play.

A stage is lit up. We see three teenage girls sitting on chairs to one side. A brown housecat then climbs on the stage. The cat faces the camera and beings to speak.

"Welcome to whom wants to be a super witch? I'm your host, Louis the cat. In case anyone wondering I am a Mortal Familiar not a Witch Familiar."

"Get on with the show." The audience cried.

"Very well then. We have three contestants today. They are Clara Hines from Moncton New Brunswick, June Spring from Bangor, Maine, and Monica Spellman from somewhere in Nevada. Welcome to the show girls."

"Why is a cat, hosting this show?" June asked.

"Why not? You have something against cats?" Louis asked.

Before June could respond, the audience cried.

"On with the show."

"Very well then. Our first question is why do you want to become a super witch? Since June has a lot to say, we'll let her go first."

"Super witches are cool. They're superior to those wimpy witches on Charmed. They only have a power or two. Not enough for me, I want to be like Sabrina the teenage witch or perhaps Samantha from Bewitched."

"How about you Clara?" Louis asked.

"It's a power thing with me. It's sucks to be mortal. My life would be so much better if I had magic powers."

"I know how you feel Clara. Moving on, why do you want to be witch, Monica?"

"For several reasons. It's a hostile multiuniverse out there. I got serious doubts on wither or not Humanity can survive. And I want to be more powerful than those witches on television, I want to be the equal of Catherine and her friends."

"Why don't you wish to be the equal of Stacey, while your add it?" Louis commented.

"Stacey wouldn't tolerate a rival to her power." Monica replied.

"Moving on to the next question. How far are you willing to go to become a witch?"

"Can you clarify the question?" June asked.

"Would you betray your friends? Commit murder?" Louis replied.

"Of course not. I'm not that type of person." Was June's response.

"Clara what's your view on the question?" Louis asked.

"I'm more than willing to walk all over my friends. I don't have any real friends anyway. I would draw the line at murder. I don't have the heart to commit murder." Clara replied.

"How about you Monica?" Louis asked.

"I think my rivals are wimps. I am willing to do what ever it takes to become a witch. Even murdering my friends, if that's what it takes." Monica replied.

"Wow! You are determined." Louis commented.

"I'm not letting anyone get in my way, and that includes Mortal Familiars."

"Let's not get personal. Moving on to the next question. If you became a super witch, what would be the first thing or things you would do? Let's start with Clara."

"I would celebrate and show off my new magic powers to my friends." Clara replied.

"I thought you didn't have any real friends." Louis commented.

"I would make people become my friend or else."

"I see. Let's move on to June's answer to the question."

"I would tour the multiuniverse. I would visit realms like the witch realm and do things that were impossible for me as a mortal. Things like walking around Mars without a spacesuit, Making furniture appear out of thin air, meeting the greatest people in history."

"We get the idea June."

"But I'm not finished yet." June whined.

"Yes you are. Monica what's your answer to the question?"

"I would first hold a celebration party. Then I would destroy my enemies, and last but not least, tease and torture men." Monica replied.

"What do you have against men?" Louis asked.

'They are the inferior gender. You’re a cat, why do you care?" Monica asked.

"I used to be a boy, a Human boy." Louis replied.

"GET ON WITH THE SHOW." The audience cried.

"Next question. If the witch's council asked you to do something that caused pain and suffering to Humanity would you have any hesitation in carrying out the order?"

Clara: "No."

June: "Yes."

Monica: "Definitely not. I'm surprised that you would even ask."

"We have to test your loyalty. Which leads to my next question. Would you be loyal to Stacey?" Louis asked.

Clara: "Yes I would."

June: "Like I have a choice, of course I would be loyal to Stacey."

"Only a fool would stay no to that question." Monica added.

"Those are all reasonable answers. Now I got a confession to make. You're on "Tease that Mortal".

"What?" All three girls cry in unison.

"Did you really think that the super witches would recruit a mortal into their ranks? There not that stupid."

"What will happen to us now?" Monica asked.

"That's not up to me to decide." Louis replied.

A witch then appeared in the center of the stage. She was a tall redhead. She began to address the girls.

"You want to know your fate? For wanting to be my equal, Monica will be turned to a pile of dust."

"Now wait a minute, you can't do that to me." Monica complained to the redhead witch.

"Yes I can." The witch replied. Monica then went poof. All that was left of her was a pile of ash. The sight of Monica's demise, sent Clara and June silvering with fear.

"As for you June, since you like Mortal Familiar's so much, your going to spent the rest of your life as a cat."

"No!" June cried as she was turned into a cat.

"As for you Clara, your going to spend the rest of your days taking care of Mortal Familiar's."

"Bummer." Clara moaned.

The screen then went blank and Louis turned to face Rose.

"As you can see, I have talk show experience. And there are no suitable hosts in sight." He said.

"Not so fast cat. "

Louis was surprised to see a 50-foot giantess on the edge of the stage.

"Who the heck are you?" Louis asked.

"I'm Susan, host of the GTS-space Darwin awards. I'm a much better choice for a host."

While Louis the cat and Susan got into an argument over who was the better host. Some of the contestants were having second thoughts. Zora and Vanessa decided it was time to leave.

"Where are you two going?" Rose asked.

"We changed our minds about being on the show. " Zora replied.

"Yeah were afraid of suffering the same fate as the contestants on "Who wants to be a super witch"". Vanessa added.

"Do the rest of you feel the same way?" Rose asked.

"No." They replied.

"Fine. Zora and Vanessa can leave then for the GTS-Goddess has no need for chickens."

While Rose crusher was talking, Doreen appeared behind her.

"I hate to interrupt, but Margaret and I have a proposal."

"You and Margaret working together? The multiuniverse must be coming to an end." Rose cried.

"Why not have a remote linkup between the studio and another location, that way all three of us can keep an eye on the proceedings without intimating the contestants."

"Three of us?" Rose asked.

"Yes, Margaret, you and me will determine what questions we want the host of the show to ask and decide who the winner is."

"I'm not sure that's a good idea. You’re the embodiment of gentle goddess while Margaret is the embodiment of evil. Sounds like a recipe for trouble."

"That's were you come in. To act as a balance." Doreen replied.

"Some balance. They're both 6,000 feet tall and I'm a mere 600 feet." Rose thought to herself.

"By the way, who is the host of the show?" Doreen asked.

"I am." Louis the cat and Susan said at once.

"You both can't be the host of the show. Sounds like we need to take this to the board members." Rose declared.

Interlude

"Remember me?"

Startled, Alice turned around and gasped.

Jenny was standing in front of her, but it was not the Jenny she knew. No, this Jenny was 620 feet tall.

"This can't be." Alice cried.

"But it is. I'm now a GTS-Goddess." Jenny replied.

"What do you want?" Alice asked.

"Revenge." Jenny replied as she reached for Alice's throat.

Alice then woke up screaming. Which then woke up her giantess servants. One of them, Brenda Storm went to Alice and asked.

"The nightmare again?"

"Yes. I feel my dreams are trying to tell me something. Any news on Jenny Conrad's whereabouts'?"

"Yes, she has become a contestant on 'Who wants to be a GTS-Goddess?' Brenda replied.

Brenda then saw an expression she never though she see on a GTS-Goddesses face, pure terror.

Part 2

"Who in the multiuniverse are the board members?" Meredith asked.

"I'm not really sure. There people the Mr. G consults with. Other then the fact they're from Mr. G homeworld, I don't know that much about them." Rose replied.

"When will know their decision?" Susan asked.

'The result is coming in now. To my surprise, there are a lot of cat fans on the board. It's a tight race, but Louis has the most votes." Rose replied.

"What!" Susan cried.

"Yes!" Louis cried.

"Keep in mind, the count was close. Louis got four votes, while Susan got two." Rose reminded them.

Susan was still furious. "How dare people on the GTS boards vote for a cat." She thought to herself.

"Permission to go on a rampage." Susan cried.

"Granted, I'll take you to another town, were you can vent your rage. Then I got to send a message to Katie."

Rose Crusher then picked Susan off the ground and the both disappeared from sight.

"Wonder how she did that?" Louis thought to himself. Out loud he said.

"Let's get the show on the road. "

"I agree. Let's get the television link set up and we'll be on our way." Doreen replied.

A half-hour everything was in place. With Meredith in the audience and the GTS-Goddess looking on via a television screen, the questions began.

Louis: " Ok girls why do you want to be a GTS-Goddess?"

Jenny: "What kind of question is that? The answer is obvious."

Louis: "It's not obvious to me."

Meredith: "Or me."

Doreen: "Mr. G considers it a valid question. He even has it on his application form."

Jenny: "What application form?"

An application form appeared in front of Jenny. To her surprise it was a form to become a GTS-Goddess.

She wanted to fill it out, but she didn't have a pen on her and before she could ask someone for a pen the form disappeared from sight.

"No. It's not fair. I deserve to be a GTS-Goddess." Jenny cried.

"Deserve? I would watch your attitude Jenny, or you will be booted from the show." Doreen threatened.

Margaret: "Leave her alone. I like her attitude, she would make a great evil goddess."

Doreen: "Like we need another evil goddess."

Margaret: "It's only fair, the latest GTS-Goddess to join our race, Debbie I think her name is, is too gentle for her own good. She even wants to work with the local human governments despite the fact they're a bunch of jerks."

Rose: "But we don't have a system, were we recruit one good goddess then we recruit one evil goddess."

Margaret: "We should."

Louis upset for being left out of the loop despite to speak out.

"Excuse me. Can I get back to hosting the show?"

"Sorry. Please continue." Doreen replied.

Louis: "Jenny why do you feel that you deserve to be a GTS-Goddess?"

Jenny: "Couple of reasons, for starters until Alice showed up, I always had my own way. And second I've dreamt of being a GTS-Goddess for years. I felt it was my destiny and I was very disappointed that they picked Alice instead of me to become a GTS-Goddess."

Louis: "So you feel this is your second chance?"

Jenny: "Third chance actually. I tried finding the Wishbone restaurant but didn't have any luck."

Louis: "What about the rest of you?"

Nikia: " I feel that I would be great goddess material. Also there's the power and immortality factors."

Jewel: "It's a hostile multiuniverse other there. And I fear for the survival of mortal life."

Louis: "Care to explain that Jewel?"

Jewel: "Well you got the goddesses and the super witches (no offense intended Meredith) and then the greatest long term threat of all, the Garhu."

Louis: "The who?"

Rose: "We don't have time, for this. Get back to the show Louis."

Louis: "OK. Jocelyn I believe is next."

Jocelyn: "I have already stated why I'm here. I hate being only five feet tall. I'm desperate to get taller."

Louis: "You think your short. You should try being a house cat."

Meredith: "Louis!"

Louis: "Sorry I couldn't help myself. I believe Janet is next."

Janet: "I feel that there should be more minorities among the GTS-Goddess ranks. Besides I feel that men should worship me."

Melanie: "I hear you Janet. Except that I want both men and woman at my feet. Giving me the respect I deserve."

Louis: "All right, moving on. The next question is "Would you be an evil or gentle GTS-Goddess?" Yes I know it's a lame question, but the GTS-Goddesses are insisting on it."

Jenny: "I would be an evil goddess. It's a lot more fun."

Margaret: "That's my girl."

Louis: "No comments from the GTS-Goddesses please. Next!"

Nikia: "I don't know. I'm neither good nor evil. In fact I like to be unpredictable."

The studio was so silent you could hear a pin drop.

"What did I say." Nikia asked.

"You refused to be good or evil." Rose replied.

"The last thing we need is another Darlene." Doreen added.

"I refuse to have a label placed on me."

"Then your out of the running". All three GTS-goddesses said in unison.

Nikia: "You can't do that to me."

Louis: "Sorry, but you have lost. Please leave the game."

Nikia: "I don't take orders from house cats."

Louis: "Meredith, will you please remove Nikia for me."

Meredith raised her hand and Nikia disappeared from sight.

"Where did Nikia go?" Jocelyn asked.

Louis: "Who cares? As for the rest of you, are you gentle or evil?"

Jewel: "Gentle"

Jocelyn: "Gentle"

Janet: "Since your forcing me to make a choice, I'll go with evil"

Melanie: "Evil. That way I don't have to feel guilty when I crush somebody underfoot."

Louis: "Its time to take a brief break (I need to use the sandbox) but stay tuned to "Who wants to be a GTS-Goddess?"

To be continued

Author note: That message to Kate that Rose referred to was the e-mail I sent her the other day. As for the application form, here is a copy of the form that appeared in front of Jenny.

Please answer the questions below. Questions with an (optional) you only have to answer if you really want to.

Give name you want to go by:

(Optional) Home address

Please give a brief description of appearance (otherwise I have to take a guess, there's no telling what would happen):

What height or range of height do you desire? Sizes from 500 feet to 60 miles are available:

Please use a few words to describe your personality:

Are you willing to follow the rules of the Wishbone Multiuniverse?

(Optional) Why do you want to be a GTS-Goddess?

Notice it's similar to the form used in "GTS-Goddess Party" but with a few questions removed.

End author note

 Interlude

"I demand to speak the GTS-Council immediately"

"What's wrong Alice?" The GTS-council replied.

"You can't let Jenny Conrad become a GTS-Goddess."

"Why not?" The GTS-Council asked.

"She's a power hungry woman. Letting her in our ranks would be a big mistake. Before you know it she'll be trying to take over the GTS-Goddess race." Alice replied.

"Be reasonable Alice. Even if she wins the game she'll only be 800 feet tall. Besides she be assigned to GTS-732. Why are so worried?" The GTS-Council asked.

"If Jenny becomes a GTS-Goddess she'll beat the crap out of me." Alice replied.

Part 3

Louis: "Welcome back. Our next question is, after becoming a GTS-Goddess what to you plan to do? In other words what are your goals?"

Melanie: "We need goals?"

Louis: "Were you just planning to stand around?"

Melanie: "I haven't really thought about it. But I do have one GTS-goddess daydream."

Louis: "So share it with us."

Melanie: "Do I have to?"

Rose: "Mr. G says you don't have a choice."

Melanie: "What does he mean by that?"

Louis: "So revenge would be your first goal."

Melanie was blushing. She didn't have having her daydreams shown to the whole world.

Melanie: "I guess so. Like I said I haven't really thought about it."

Jenny: "Are our goddess day dreams going to be shown in public as well?"

Louis: "Why not? It would only be fair. Let's find out what you have to hide."

Jenny was red as a beet. She wanted to keep her dreams of revenge against Alice secret.

Louis: "I take it, that revenge against Alice would be your main goal."

Jenny: "I admit that I hate Alice. But revenge against her would not be my goal. My goal would be world domination. I would forces the leaders of the world's nations to work for me or else."

Rose: "I should point out that we frown upon GTS-Goddesses attacking other GTS-goddesses."

Doreen: "You don't sound very loyal to me. If I had my way, I would give you the boot right now."

Margaret: "I agree her loyalty needs improvement, but I'm sure she could be thought to vent her anger at the proper targets."

Doreen: "Venting your anger against Humans is not nice."

Louis: "Excuse me. I'm trying to host a show here."

When Louis didn't get an answer. He decided to continue on anyway.

Louis: "I notice Jocelyn is blushing. I think she also has something to hide, so I'll pick on her next."

Rose: "I think we seen enough."

Louis: "I agree. Is teasing people your only goal?"

Jocelyn: "I haven't really thought about it."

Louis: "What about the rest of you? What are your daydreams?"

Jewel: "I don't have a goddess daydream. However I have though about my goals. My first goal would get the people to know me. Then I would work out some sort of deal with the nations of the world. I prefer negotiation over force."

Janet: "You're too much of a wimp Jewel. I would force my new, world order on people. I can see it now."

Louis: "I didn't realize you were a racist."

Janet: "Why are so surprised cat? For centuries white people were racist toward black people. I think its only fair that blacks be racist toward whites."

Doreen: "Two wrongs don't make a right."

Rose: "As interesting as this race debate is. We really should move on."

"God help GTS-732 if Janet wins." Louis thought to himself. Out loud he said.

"Our next question deals with men. How do you feel about giants or GT-Gods?"

Janet: "You have to ask? I hate men: woe to the dumb giant or God who comes across my path."

Jenny: "I feel that woman are superior to men. Therefor women deserve to be bigger than men are in size. So I am against giants."

Melanie: "The whole point of becoming a GTS-Goddess is to tower over men. Giants and gods are not welcome in my world."

Jocelyn: "I don't see why my fellow candidates are so against giants. I like men. In fact if I became a GTS-Goddess, one of my one term goals would be to find a giant to be my mate."

There was stunned silence in the room. Jocelyn was puzzled at the silence. Then Jewel said.

"You blew your chance to become a GTS-Goddess. Didn't you know that giants are banned in GTS-space?"

"No I didn't, but it strikes me as unfair. Giant woman should have giant men as companions. What do you say to that?" Jocelyn asked.

"I think you mistaken Mr. G for AlexG." Rose replied.

"Alex who?" Jocelyn asked.

Louis: "Beats me. I never heard of him either."

Rose: "Stay out of this Louis. Jocelyn, Mr. G has decided to expel you from the Wishbone multiuniverse. May God or some other writer have mercy on your soul."

A wormhole then opened underneath Jocelyn.

"Noooo! It not Fairrrrrrr." Jocelyn cried as she fell through the wormhole, disappearing off in the distance. A moment later the wormhole closed.

Louis: "Now Jewel, what is your answer to the question?"

Jewel: "I am willing to sacrifice male companionship for goddess hood. And willing to keep my world free of giants and gods."

Margaret: "You don't sound too happy about that."

"That's because I like men." Jewel thought to herself. Out loud she said.

"I've studied the GTS-Goddess race. I know that for something's an individual GTS-Goddess views don't manner."

Louis: "You claim to be a GTS-Goddess expert?"

Jewel: "Yes."

Rose: "Prove it."

 Part 4

Jewel gulped. She had a feeling she made a mistake mentioning that she was a GTS-Goddess expert.

Jewel: "How?"

Margaret: "Name all the GTS-Goddesses."

Doreen: "That's not a fair question. There's hundreds of us."

Rose: "I got a better question, To date 18 GTS-Goddesses have become GTS-Goddesses due to wishes made at the Wishbone restaurant: name those GTS-Goddesses and what years they became goddesses."

Jewel: "Let's see: there was Gabrielle in 1863, Katherine Carroll in 1902, Dorothy in 1926, then there was Katharina, the nazi GTS-Goddess in 1940, Shiori of the Japanese Empire in 1942, Cora in 1958,"

Jewel then paused for a breath before continuing.

"Umm, Shirley (better known as Km for cm) in 1984, Florence (better known as Miles for inches) in 1986, Jennifer Large in 1992, Alexandria in 1996, Darlene in 1997, Katie Spencer in 1998, Sally Copper in 1999, Jessica also in 1999. And the doomsday society millennium GTS-Goddesses Cindy Gibson, Tara Smallwood and Lois Kraft who all become GTS-Goddesses on January 1,2000."

Rose: "Your forgetting someone."

Jewel: "Vonda, I don't know when she became a GTS-Goddess."

Rose: "You did better than I though you would. "

Jenny: "Is there any point to this giantess trivia?"

Louis: "The GTS-Goddesses asked that question not me. Just for that you get to answer the next question. A rebellion has broken out against your rule. An entire city is in rebellion. How would you respond?"

Jenny: "That a dumb question. I would crush the rebellion by any means. If it means destroying an entire city to make it example for other cities so be it."

Louis: "How about your option Melanie?"

Melanie: "I agree that rebellions should be crushed. However I'm a bit hesitant to destroy entire cities. I would rather kill the leaders first and hope the rebellion dies out on its own."

Louis: "Jewel, how would you handle a rebellion?"

Jewel: "I would try to find out what the rebels wanted. I would try to work out some sort of deal with them. If that failed, I'm not sure what I would do. Murder for me is not an option.

Janet: "That's because you’re a wimp."

Louis: "I think I can guess how you're going to answer this question."

Janet: "I would destroy anyone who rebels against me. "

Louis: "Even if they're black women?"

Janet made a face, then said.

"It would be against a black woman's interest to rebel against me."

Louis: "Moving to our next question. Many GTS-goddess favor one region of earth over another. Would you treat all parts of the world the same or would you play favorites? Let's start with Jenny."

Jenny: "I would make sure that all parts of the world obeyed me. But I most admit I would show some respect to my fellow Canadians."

Louis: "How about you Melanie?"

Melanie: "I would favor North America over other parts of the globe. There are parts of the world I don't even care about."

Rose frowned. Far too many goddesses leave holes in the rule of their worlds. She didn't want another one added to their ranks.

Louis: "How about you Jewel?"

Jewel: "It would be folly to treat all regions of the world the same. Each area has different needs. And no I would not play favorites. I would not favor one Human over another."

Louis: "I going to regret asking this, but what your view Janet?"

Janet: "I would make my rule uniform over the entire Earth. I would offer no safe haven for scum to hide in my world."

Suddenly a man ran on the stage.

"Who the heck are you?" Louis asked.

"Paul Strong. We the citizens of GTS-732 demand a say in who our GTS-Goddess is going to be."

"Meredith. Get rid of him for me please."

"Not so fast Louis, he's kind of cute." Meredith replied.

Louis: "Get to the point Paul."

Paul: "The people of GTS-732 do not want an evil goddess. We prefer Jewel to be our goddess. Of the evil GTS-Goddesses, we consider Melanie to be the lesser evil. Janet and Jenny are totally unacceptable to us."

Louis: "Do people normally have a say in who their GTS-Goddess is going to be?"

Rose: "No, but Mr. G is considering making an exception in this case. He going to bring the matter to the board members."

 Interlude

Alice was worried. She was watching "who wants to be a GTS-Goddess?" on television (she had a sizechanger enlarge a television set for her) To her disappointment Jenny was not one of the candidates to be eliminated.

"You got nothing to worry about."

Startled, Alice looked down at the man at her feet.

"I wish you won't sneak up on me like that Mr. G."

"Sorry. I came to assure you that Jenny will never become a GTS-Goddess."

"Do you really mean that?" Alice asked.

"Yes I do." Mr. G replied.

Part 5

Meredith: "Not the board members again."

Rose: "Quiet Meredith. The results are coming in."

Paul: "Are they on our side?"

Rose: "Not really, although Kate does feel that your wishes should be honored. On the other hand Panther seems to be against the idea. While Octavian feels it would be a bad idea."

Paul: "So their split?"

Rose: "On that issue yes, however most of the board members favor a particular candidate to win."

Before Rose could say another world. Louis said.

"Here's an idea for a question. Would you let people have a say in how they're ruled?"

Jenny: "Of course not."

Jewel: "Yes."

Janet: "Definitely not."

Melanie: "I don't have plans for a democracy."

Rose: "Excuse me. I'm not finished talking yet."

Louis: "Sorry."

Rose: "As I was saying, most the board members favor one candidate, Jewel. While Octavian feels that Janet or Jenny should get the job."

Jenny: "What did you do Jewel? Bribe the board members?"

Jewel: "Of course not. First off I not even know the board members. Besides bribing people always backfires in the end."

Louis: "I'm curious, what was the exact vote count?"

Rose: "A guy, Panther and Kate favor Jewel, AlexG wants a tie vote and a cat fight while Octavian feels that Melanie and Jewell are too soft for the job."

Melanie: "I don't want to be eliminated now."

Jenny: "If it's a cat fight AlexG wants I'm willing to fight the other candidates."

Louis: "As a cat I'm offended by the term cat fight. Besides that not how things work around here. As for you Melanie, Mr. G says he's sorry but you're out of the game. But he will find work for you."

"But I don't want work I want to be a GTS-Goddess." Melanie wined as she disappeared from sight."

Margaret: "Perhaps its just as well. Even evil GTS-Goddesses have to work."

Louis: "So what happens now?"

Jenny: "The three of us fight it out?"

Rose: "I think it time to tell you that Mr. G doesn't want you to be a GTS-Goddess."

Jenny: "WHAT!"

Rose: "Furthermore I feel that making you a GTS-Goddess would be a mistake."

Doreen: "I agree, it would be folly to let you in our ranks."

Margaret: "I would support you, but you have a bad habit of not respecting GTS-Goddesses."

"But Octavian thinks I'm suitable. Please Octavian help me." Jenny begged.

"Octavian doesn't run this mutliuniverse. Jenny you are out of the game." Rose replied.

Jenny looked to Louis in desperation. But he just shook his head and said.

"Don't look at me. I can't help you."

Jenny: "I refuse to leave."

Rose: "Mr. G says if don't leave in the next 30 seconds your going to find out what's its like to be a shrunken woman."

Jenny couldn't get out of the television studio fast enough.

Louis: "Were now down to two candidates, Jewel and Janet, one gentle, the other evil. Who will be victorious? Find out after this short break."

 Conclusion

Louis: "Were back. During the break, Both Jewel and Janet got some more support. But Jewel is still leading in board member support."

Rose: "Not my much. Four people support Jewel, and two people support Janet. I should remind you that Doreen, Margaret and myself make the final decision."

Paul: "I should remind you that if Janet wins, it would mean war."

Janet: "So what! You can't defeat me. You'll be only committing suicide by attacking me."

Paul: "We would rather die than live under your rule."

Rose: "This sounds like Vanessa all over again."

Louis: "Who is Vanessa?"

Rose: "She's an evil 800-foot blond GTS-goddess. The people of her home world objected to her rule so much they destroyed themselves. Within two years the Human population of her world went from 5.2 billion to 20 people."

Janet: "So what's the problem? Why would you care if Humanity became extinct?"

Margaret: "If Humanity became extinct, there would be no more Humans to torture. That's why most evil GTS-Goddesses practices sustainable development. Making sure a few million people survive, to give rise to the next generation."

Janet: "That's the silliest thing I ever heard."

Louis: "I hate to interrupt. But who's the winner?"

Doreen: "I vote for Jewel."

Margaret: "I refuse to vote for a gentle goddess. I'll hold my nose and vote for Janet."

Rose: "It's a tough decision, but I'll go with Jewel."

Louis: "People, I declare Jewel the winner."

Suddenly the sound of booing filled the studio.

Louis: "What the heck is that?"

Rose: "It's Slick and Octavian, they supported Janet. They can boo all they want but Jewel will become GTS-732 ruler."

Janet: "It's not fair. I refuse to accept this result."

"It's time to give you the boot."

An enormous foot then materialized behind Janet. It then booted Janet out of the studio.

Louis: "What the heck was that?"

Rose: "Mr. G just gave Janet the boot."

Jewel: "I don't mean to sound ungrateful. But when do I become a GTS-Goddess?"

Rose: "Right now, Since you’re going to be a gentle goddess, we'll take you to a spot where you can grow without crushing anyone."

Margaret: "But crushing people as you grow is half the fun."

Doreen: "Quiet Margaret. Then I give you some tips on how to be a gentle goddess."

Jewel was then teleporated to a farmer's field, where Rose Crusher and Doreen joined her. Seconds later Jewel began to grow and grow, reaching 800 feet in height in mere moments. Her clothes didn't grow with her, but a red dress quickly appeared on her body.

"Congregations." Rose said she shook Jewel's hand.

"Thank you, you won't regret making me a GTS-Goddess." Jewel replied.

"We better not." Rose replied.

Back at the studio, Louis looked into the camera and said.

"You have been watching 'Who want's to be a GTS-Goddess?' May you all have a good night."

The end