Clinton Jokes
Bill Clinton is in an elementary class and is trying to teach the students what a tragedy is. He asks if anyone knows. One kid stands up and says, "I know. If I was in the street and got hit by a car, that would be a tragedy." Clinton says, "No son, that would be an accident." Another kid stands up and says," I know. If we all were on a field trip and the bus went flying over a cliff, that would be a tragedy." Again, Clinton says, "No son, that would be a great loss." The children are silent and then one kid stands and says, "If you and Mrs. Clinton were on Air Force One and it just all of a sudden blew up and you both died, that would be a tragedy." Clinton thinks and then asks, "Now why would you think that is a tragedy?" The kid replies, "Well, because it definately wouldn't be an ACCIDENT and it sure as hell wouldn't be a GREAT LOSS!!!"
Hillary
While on a fundraising trip, Hillary Clinton decided to see a fortune teller. The woman looked into her crystal ball for a few minutes, then said sadly, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your husband is going to die a violent and painful death."
Hillary bowed her head for a moment and then looked up.
"Will I be acquitted?"
Q: What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces.
Q: What is Clinton's favorite chips?
A: Lays
Q: What does Clinton tell an intern when they leave his office?
A: Be sure not to hit your head on the desk.
Q: What game do interns play in the White House?
A: Swallow the leader.
When Clinton was asked if Monica Lewinsky was lying?
His reply was "no she was kneeling"
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon?
A: Clinton only screwed half the country.
Q : What brand of condoms does Monica prefer?
A : President's choice.
Lets give ole Bill a rest and end the jokes with this one
Overheard at the White House, late 1800's:
"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, How was the play?"
Hope you have a good day !!!
