Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and
thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first one went to
see a professor who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked the first redneck.The professor answered "Let me
give you an example. Do you own a Weedeater"? "I sure do" answered the
redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied
the professor. "That's real good" the redneck responded in awe. The
professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the redneck shouted,
"AMAZIN"!!!
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (The redneck is obviously Catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's
the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this
here logic class."
The first redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him walked back
into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting. "So what classes
are ya takin"? the friend asked. "Math, history, and logic," replies the
first redneck. "What in tarnation is logic"? asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater"?
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya"?