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FEUDALISM
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You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM
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You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's
cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you
need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
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You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's
cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the
government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs
the regulations say you should need.
FASCISM
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You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells
you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM
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You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
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You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the
milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM
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You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP
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You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY
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You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
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You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY
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You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you
can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks
the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms
accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY
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You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take
the cows and kill you. ._________________________________________________________
ANARCHY
steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government
From the Fresno Bee: "Bob Dole was campaigning yesterday in a nursing home.
He greeted one 90-year-old resident by asking her, "Do you know who I am?"
She looked up and replied, "No, but if you go to the front desk they'll
tell you."
SIMPLE & CLEVER
During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space
Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of
its space capsules.
After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of
1 million U.S. dollars. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty
item back here on Earth.
The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
TERRORIST ALERT : There is a northeast terrorist group operating in
North America. They are stockpiling the most advanced weaponry known to man, and are
highly dangerous! They have committed high treason against the lawful government, refused
to comply with current arms
legislation, and have refused to pay lawful taxes. This paramilitary group is highly
proficient in guerrilla warfare, and is currently being led by a man who held the rank of
lieutenant in the military, but is now referred to by his cult of followers as General.
This hate crazed, anti-government group may be linked to a separatist movement. Anyone
having information as to the whereabouts of one George Washington, please contact His
Majesty's representative as soon as possible!
I hope you enjoyed the jokes ....BUT.
All Jokes aside, I would like my visitors opinion on The new World
Order.
Please email me with your views about this important issue that all Americans and citizens
world wide are going to have to accept in the near future. Frankly it scares the devil out
of this web master!!