Moe's Advice

Ask Moe Cause She Knows!

When life's got you down, ask Moe cause she knows.  Confused?  Feel lost?  Whether it's trouble at work, home, or in your love life,
Moe is there to help.  She's no doctor but she's fully qualified.  When you need objective advice from a listening friend send an e-mail to Moe (DUMBYGUMBY@aol.com)
and remember to use the subject heading
"Moe's Advice."

Featured Questions of the Week:

Moe,
I'm twenty-one years old and I've been smoking for three years now.  I honestly don't know why I do it because I think it tastes disgusting and I know it's bad for my health but everytime I try to quit I can't.  What is your advice?
Sincerely,
Black Lungs

Black Lungs,
Everybody knows that part of making decisions is sticking to them; but the most important thing to remember is not to feel guilty or, god forbid, accept defeat simply because you make a mistake.  You want to quit smoking, but let's say one day you get the urge and light up, this does not mean that all hope is lost.  Just keep trying, and don't be too hard on yourself if/when you falter:  beating yourself up will not get you anywhere, instead try to learn from your mistakes.
Moe

Michelle,
The answer to your problem is to ask him.  Even if something awful happens like he laughs at you or he says no. . .
. . .you are a braver, wiser, stronger woman for asking and you will be proud of yourself for having the courage to ask.  Trust me, Michelle, though your ego may be bruised from time to time, getting in the practice of facing your fears will make you a more confident person in the long run.  by the way, have you heard that Beatles song with your name in it?  It's a good one.
Moe 

Dear Moe,
Hi.  I have a huge crush on this guy in my school and I get so nervous around him I can hardly speak.  He is the hottest boy I have ever seen and all the girls in class agree.  I want to ask him to the dance but I am scared he will laugh at me.  What should I do?
Michelle

Dear Deprived,
Is it his first time?  Perhaps he has performance anxiety.  If this is not the case, the decision is yours as to whether or not you want to stay with such an insensitive lover.  I think you could do much better than this.  Find someone who cares more about your needs.
Moe

Moe,
My boyfriend refuses to perform oral sex on me even though I do it for him all the time.  I am so confused.  Help.
Yours Truly,
Deprived